i thought i told you we were thru
but apparently you don't have a clue
i even signed you up on a dating website
hopefully one day you will find ms right
yes, when we first dated, everything was fine
but that was before you went out of your flipping mind
i hated it when you waited a week
wouldn't shower and you started to reek
and then there was the matter of the beard
i told you that it made you look weird
i even moved, you follow me still
believe me, i didn't put you in my will
you tell me you gave me your heart
but i would rather smell Lou Lou fart
i come home and you are mowing my yard
believe me i can do it, it isn't that hard
so LeRoy told me to go buy a gun
and OMG, target practice was so much fun!!
so now when i see you walk past
i know i can pop a cap in yo' ***
it is time i take back my life
and no more will you cause me strife
2007-06-28
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