i thought i told you we were thru
but apparently you don't have a clue
i even signed you up on a dating website
hopefully one day you will find ms right
yes, when we first dated, everything was fine
but that was before you went out of your flipping mind
i hated it when you waited a week
wouldn't shower and you started to reek
and then there was the matter of the beard
i told you that it made you look weird
i even moved, you follow me still
believe me, i didn't put you in my will
you tell me you gave me your heart
but i would rather smell Lou Lou fart
i come home and you are mowing my yard
believe me i can do it, it isn't that hard
so LeRoy told me to go buy a gun
and OMG, target practice was so much fun!!
so now when i see you walk past
i know i can pop a cap in yo' ***
it is time i take back my life
and no more will you cause me strife
2007-06-28 01:45:17 · 29 answers · asked by Niffer 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Outstanding!
May I humbly add a stanza?
If one keeps pestering my dear friend Niff
A dragon's justice is brutal and swift.
So get through your head
What dear Niffler said
These words to a wise man are a gift.
2007-06-28 01:54:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Niff, you are friggin talented, woman! You and Billy Boy should get together and write a book!
Seriously, the loser should get a clue and move on! It's not like there are 3 billion other women (or something) in the world!!
2007-06-28 09:08:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Here is a Peom as a Retort.
When I see you
I want to bleed
When I see you
I want to end it all
For your love
I would do anything
Yet you dont see it that way
For your love
I would fight the demons in my head
When I see you
I can't come to grips
My emotions run cold
for the hate that breeds in me
I want you to bleed
For the love in me
Can't you see it
Even if you won't believe it
I will make you mine
And when you draw your last breath
I will ascend from heaven
As I take your soul
Even if you won't believe it
I will make you mine
2007-06-28 09:00:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Security is what real friends are about. Let me know what I can do! I've already chased one Wierdo outta here. And the advice has been tested! And does work!!
2007-06-28 08:58:24 · answer #4 · answered by Nunya Bidniss 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh Niff, you are a poet and we didn't know it.
May I also write to your stalker?
You bother my friend,
but she will not bend.
You treated her like sh!t,
and you can't find new t!t.
What a loser you are,
just go away somewhere far.
Niff has moved on,
do the same you f'king moron.
2007-06-28 09:01:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
LOL
That's a wonderful poem niff!
You been hiding some other talents from me?
Good morning!
2007-06-28 08:58:43 · answer #6 · answered by ßαDß●Ϋ™ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yo girl that was the ish
you should submitt that to hallmark or shoebox
sheer delight
i enjoyed that immensely..
keep up the good work
That's what's up
holla @ur girl
i holla ;O
2007-06-28 09:18:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
no one knows my name
where i come from
no one sees my face
sees me coming
you can never hide
if i want you
you can't even try
keep from crying
no one sees my face
sees my pain
no one can see my shape
in the shadows
you can feel the dark
when it's stalking
i can slip right in whenever i want you
2007-06-28 09:01:53 · answer #8 · answered by Me 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Good one, a keeper 4 sure.
2007-06-28 08:54:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG Nif, for real? That was a beautiful poem btw.
2007-06-28 08:49:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋