he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual. It was cold and raining, so he decided to return back to his house. He came in, went to his bedroom, undressed and laid near his wife.
"What a terrible weather today honey," he said to her.
"Yes. And my idiot husband went fishing!"
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A man wakes up his wife during the night with a glass of water in one hand and two aspirins in the other. She asks, "What's this for?"
"This is for your headache," he says.
She says, "But I don't have a headache."
He smiles and says, "Gotcha!"
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