mothering sunday.The first golfer said he bought his wife a diamond ring,she was so delighted she let him go,the second golfer said he bought his wife a dozen red roses ,she let him go.The third golfer said he woke up ,broke enormous amounts of wind,scratched his behind,and turned to his wife belched and said.Golf course or intercourse?She blinked and replied,i,ll put your clubs in the car
2007-06-14 01:04:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Works every week for my husband - golf, tennis, football - wherever he wants to go!
2007-06-14 02:12:20 · answer #1 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Every president is criticized for taking time off, but that is such a misnomer. Just because he is playing golf doesn't mean he isn't working. He is discussing important issues with is golf buddies and is in constant contact with others via modern communications. No one, not even the president can work 24/7. Remember, the president may be playing golf, but he is not 'off the clock,' like many Americans.
2016-05-20 00:39:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Major club standard! good tee-off for the day!
2007-06-14 01:14:47 · answer #3 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a much cheaper option
2007-06-14 02:18:39 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he hehe smart man
LOL
Very Funny
2007-06-14 01:09:06 · answer #5 · answered by Dark Crystel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-06-14 01:09:04 · answer #6 · answered by josephine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha lol women are not that bad haha
2007-06-14 01:20:41 · answer #7 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it lol
2007-06-14 02:21:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
she should have said fir coat or fircough
2007-06-14 01:15:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i like that thx
2007-06-14 01:07:28 · answer #10 · answered by Conan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋