he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual. It was cold and raining, so he decided to return back to his house. He came in, went to his bedroom, undressed and laid near his wife.
"What a terrible weather today honey," he said to her.
"Yes. And my idiot husband went fishing!"
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A man wakes up his wife during the night with a glass of water in one hand and two aspirins in the other. She asks, "What's this for?"
"This is for your headache," he says.
She says, "But I don't have a headache."
He smiles and says, "Gotcha!"
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2007-06-14 01:06:05 · 7 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehheh very funy LOL
but i didn't understand the second one
2007-06-14 01:11:13 · answer #1 · answered by Dark Crystel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how do u think that anyone is going to work that out its a joke silly plonker not a riddle but its still not funny
2007-06-14 01:13:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he
star star star
sorry can give only 1 though u deserve 1 for each!
2007-06-14 01:09:39 · answer #3 · answered by enchantress 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three for the road! (three-in-one!) that aspirin one is particularly good! and, my wife knew that already!
2007-06-14 01:11:18 · answer #4 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah very funny & a good laugh lol
2007-06-14 01:16:48 · answer #5 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the jokes r too nice
2007-06-14 01:49:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe. I like that, especially the third one.
:))
2007-06-14 01:37:15 · answer #7 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋