John always wanted to have a pair of cowboy boots, so he buys one as soon as he saw one pair in a shop. Once home, he quickly puts on his new pair of boots and made a show in the bedroom, where his wife was reading a novel. He wanted to show her his cowboy boots,
-Don't you note any change in me?
No was the reply. Frustrated, John went in the bathroom, removes all his clothes and left only his boots.
-Now do you see any change?
-Darling, it faces down today, it faced down yesterday and it will still be facing down tomorrow.
Now furious, John yelled
-My penis is facing down because it is admiring my new pair of boots!!!
-Oh I see. It would have been better if you'd bought also the cowboy hat, then it would have looked up!!!
2007-06-12
00:16:59
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