John always wanted to have a pair of cowboy boots, so he buys one as soon as he saw one pair in a shop. Once home, he quickly puts on his new pair of boots and made a show in the bedroom, where his wife was reading a novel. He wanted to show her his cowboy boots,
-Don't you note any change in me?
No was the reply. Frustrated, John went in the bathroom, removes all his clothes and left only his boots.
-Now do you see any change?
-Darling, it faces down today, it faced down yesterday and it will still be facing down tomorrow.
Now furious, John yelled
-My penis is facing down because it is admiring my new pair of boots!!!
-Oh I see. It would have been better if you'd bought also the cowboy hat, then it would have looked up!!!
2007-06-12 00:16:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
please star if you like.
2007-06-12 00:17:52 · update #1
As a staunch Texas, I am INSULTED and OUTRAGED. As a regular person who loves Y/A, I love this joke, and it will be forwarded as soon as I finish answering you. Thanx for a good laugh.
2007-06-12 01:16:44 · answer #1 · answered by HipHopGrandma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...........You're good.....hahahahaha Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad. Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad. Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad. Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates. Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club. Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves. Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job. Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer. Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness. Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them. Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem. Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box. Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels. Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels. Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them. Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball. Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby. Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball. Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in. Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English". Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English". Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans. Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid. isnt the World Great!
2016-05-18 00:24:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was real quick thinking by the wife. Here's a star!!!
2007-06-12 01:13:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx, now I finally understand this joke.
2007-06-12 00:21:27 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
theres a star
2007-06-12 05:14:42 · answer #5 · answered by mandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
disturbing
2007-06-12 00:20:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Funny. Thanks for making me giggle. There, I gave you a star.
2007-06-12 00:24:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋