Stupidest question wins!
2007-06-12 00:17:21 · 15 answers · asked by Natty 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Stupidest joke wins!
2007-06-12 00:24:26 · update #1
Does killing time damge eternity? Do illiterates get he full effect of alphabets soup? Can a half wit work part time for NASA? How come wrong numbers are never busy? If barbie is so popoular, why do you have to buy her friends? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? If the number two pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out." Why cant awoman put on mascara with her mouth closed? Why doesnt anyone say its only a game when their team is winning? Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand? Why doesnt tarzan have a beard? Why is there a light in the fridge but not the freezer?
2007-06-12 00:38:19 · answer #1 · answered by UltimaFenrir28 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girl comes home from school and asks her mom "Is it true that the guy's d*ck goes the same place the baby comes out?" When the mother replied yes, the girl got a really concerned look on her face and says "But if i ever have a bsby, won't it knock all my teeth out.
Hope this made you laugh, HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!
2007-06-12 07:57:14 · answer #2 · answered by catluvr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man is running from a robber who is trying to steal his phone. He is shouting '999' '999' '999' !!!!!!!! so that people get the messege to call the police.
Some man sitting on the park bench looks at the man running around in circles shouting '999'... He get's annoyed and shouts, 'Stop saying no you crazy german!!'
2007-06-12 08:21:16 · answer #3 · answered by lLOnIDon=Wonderland 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought the whole idea of having a Jokes&Riddles section - was to make everyone laugh.
Why don't you read some of the jokes already posted and give a star to your favourite?
2007-06-12 07:30:48 · answer #4 · answered by billy b 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Chairs
2007-06-12 07:20:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true", the woman wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so." The doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS.'"
2007-06-12 07:23:44 · answer #6 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I went to the Docs the other day with a strawberry up my bum and he said i`ve got some cream for that!
2007-06-12 07:30:12 · answer #7 · answered by fletchfredarnie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
gosh,whos there
me
me who
me!me!
open
no no
yes yes
no
2007-06-12 12:49:40 · answer #8 · answered by nikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many men does it take to change a toilet roll ?
Dont know, never been done.
2007-06-12 07:40:08 · answer #9 · answered by zippee07 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i can tell a dirty joke!!
the boy fell in the mud :)
2007-06-13 23:21:03 · answer #10 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋