All categories - 6 June 2007

2007-06-06 12:04:24 · 5 answers · asked by stefani 2 in Geography

A little girl was in the car with her mom.
and she asked fer mom " mom how old are you?"
and her mom said
" honey you don't ask that to grown ups"
so then she asked " mom when were you born"
" honey you don't ask that to grown ups"
ANd lastly she asked " mom why did dad divorce you?"
and she said "I told you to stop asking those things"

so she went to her friends house and she told her " my mom won't tell me anything about her!"
so her friend said " oh look at her licence it says everything there"
so she looked at her moms liscence and the next day she told her mom

"mom I know how old you are you are 32
and mom you were born may 15
and mommy dad divorced you beause you had an F in sex!"

2007-06-06 12:04:18 · 12 answers · asked by LiLi =] 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I have 1 budgie in a medium sized cage, she is happy and chatty because we let her out every day. We are thinking of buying a Cockatiel. Will this affect the budgie or the cockatiel in any way?









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2007-06-06 12:04:03 · 9 answers · asked by drum_rocker 2 in Birds

If all we are is a product of evolution how did we develop a sense of good, evil and morality inherent to nearly all mankind?

2007-06-06 12:04:00 · 22 answers · asked by dougness86 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-06 12:03:40 · 4 answers · asked by sandra c 1 in Pain & Pain Management

I want to send my son in Ireland a program by email. Is this possible.

2007-06-06 12:03:38 · 11 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

through out my marriage there has been alot of physical and verbal abuse,alcohol,and infiedilty from him! And now he has change completly but the love is not there.

2007-06-06 12:03:35 · 17 answers · asked by bunny 1 in Marriage & Divorce

why do we monitor

pH levels
temperature levels
chlorine levels
calcium carbonate levels
bacteria levels

and what are the consequences if like the pH level is too acidic?

2007-06-06 12:03:28 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Science

trans fat, and cholosterol, and carbs ....they actually lived longer?

Do you think that maybe because people are being stirred away from these things that they are in turn taking in too much of something else without knowledge?

For instance right now fruits and veggies are the only thing "acceptable" to eat if you pay attention to carbs, cholesterol, and trans fat. Do you think in 5 or 8 years we will get a report that too much vitamin c is deadly?

I think that if people go back to the "Everything is acceptable in moderation" rule we all may live a bit longer.

2007-06-06 12:03:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like _________________________

2007-06-06 12:03:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three soldiers head into town after receiveing the first pass they have had in three weeks. After a few beers in a downtown tavern they find their way to an out-of-the-way brothel. They go in and ask about the price. "Depends on what you get," says the proprietor, "we've got a $25 deal, a $35 deal and a $50 deal. It's all up to you."

The first soldier says, "well I'm a little short this month, so I'm going to try out the $25 deal." So he goes into the room and comes out about a half hour later with a big grin on his face. "Well how was the $25 deal?", his friends ask. "It was great" he says, "this nice looking bruenette comes in with nothing on, we have a little foreplay and then she takes a pineapple ring out of a can puts it around my cock and eats it off. It was great!"

The second soldier says, "That sounded great, I think I'm going to try the $35 deal." After about forty-five minutes the second soldier comes out of the room with an even bigger grin on his face than the first soldier. "What was the $35 deal like?' his friends inquire. "Well," he explains, "This great looking blonde comes in with nothing on, we have a little foreplay and then she takes two pineapple rings puts them both around my cock and eats them off." It was fantastic!!"

The third soldier says "I'm pretty well off this month and I've just got to try the $50 deal. So he goes into the room and comes out in about an hour with a bigger grin than the first two soldiers combined. "Well how was it?' ask his buddies with great excitement, "we're dieing to know what the $50 deal was like." "Well", says the third soldier, "this fantastic looking redhead comes in wearing nothing but a smile, we have a lot of foreplay and then she puts three pineapple rings around my cock, piles on some whipping cream, sprinkels on some nuts, and tops it off with a cherry."

"Well then what happened?" ask the first two soldiers, obviously excited by the story.

"It looked so damned good I ate it myself," confessed the third soldier.

2007-06-06 12:03:19 · 3 answers · asked by Lizard 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-06 12:03:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you could choose a Celebrity to run for political office or President, who would you choose & Why?

2007-06-06 12:03:09 · 33 answers · asked by Lea 6 in Polls & Surveys

I usually only have a bowl of cereal, can I have both?

2007-06-06 12:03:08 · 20 answers · asked by p_rob22 1 in Diet & Fitness

You have loved righteousness and hated wickedness; therefore God, your God, has set you above your companions by anointing you with the OIL of joy

2007-06-06 12:02:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

My boyfriend of 6 years lost his boxer 3 years ago. The dog had cause lots of problems in our relationship. I do not like animals in the home, and the fact that he could never leave the dog alone for more then 12 hours made it hard to be together. Now a co worker ask him to take another boxer in his home, we talked about it, all the pro and con and we decided not to get the dog. Well he went behind my back and took the dog, and this sunday he made a promise to me, one he broke because of the dog. Is this a slap in my face, and what should I do. I spent a load of money and time to get the smell out of the home before, and now it means nothing to him.

2007-06-06 12:02:58 · 12 answers · asked by Annie 4 in Singles & Dating

don't get along with?

2007-06-06 12:02:40 · 25 answers · asked by Citizen Mac 6 in Polls & Surveys

baseball game to see the Phoenix Cardinals play, here in Phoenix. Would you mind leaving me a little note, so when I get home, I'll see it ?? I know it is "silly", but I thought I'd ask anyway. Thanks for "going along with it !!

2007-06-06 12:02:37 · 6 answers · asked by Cami 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-06 12:02:31 · 10 answers · asked by Mandi 3 in Horoscopes

And I mean someone who is not your relative, or a friend.i MEAN A STRANGER, a woman asking for money because she needs to feed her kids, or a men/woman that suddenly has a street accident, or someone who forget his/her wallet on a public place and you saw it. That`s what i mean....

2007-06-06 12:02:27 · 6 answers · asked by chicabungee 1 in Other - Society & Culture

my parents dont like this friend an say that i cant hasng wit her an she is like u try to be such close friends with me but then u go an do this

2007-06-06 12:02:09 · 11 answers · asked by candygirl 1 in Marriage & Divorce

any Jiffy lubers out there will know this answer...

2007-06-06 12:02:08 · 24 answers · asked by Mojambo 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

As in the Janis Joplin song-
"Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose,
And nothing aint worth nothing,
But it's free."
What do you reccon??

2007-06-06 12:02:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm a single women looking for a campnion dog, I've been offered a very sweet pit bull, but am hearing a lot of conflicting advice are they too aggressive?

2007-06-06 12:01:51 · 26 answers · asked by Sunnydelite 2 in Dogs

well ive been praying to win the lottery for awhile now and ive been praying to god to bless me to win and onetime i read in some christian book that once you have strong faith about something like gettting a car or house you say it already done and you will recive the bleesing ia this true case im going threw a chrisis headach :)

2007-06-06 12:01:41 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-06 12:01:21 · 6 answers · asked by Conspicuously Inconspicuous 2 in Reality Television

What makes you think that the government will enforce any new immigration laws, since thet havent enforced the existing laws for decades?
The legislators are responsible for the immigration problems, they created it , all they are interested in is getting re elected.
Also do you think there should be term limits?

2007-06-06 12:01:17 · 11 answers · asked by Chris from Chicago 2 in Immigration

I live in a rural area (between Inglis and Dunnellon, Florida), with at&t fastaccess DSL. Ever since, starcraft multiplayer has been lagging. I checked my network connections, and it says my modem is 100mbps, and it sends 160,000 packets, and recieves 152,000 packets. I turned off my firewall, it didn't seem to help. Is this normal, or is there some way to fix it?

2007-06-06 12:01:14 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computer Networking

We could take care of two problems at once.

If illegal immigrants want to be American's so bad, let them see first hand how this country has given the World democracy and how hard he have fought for our freedoms. Let them earn citizenship by fighting along side of us. Let them shed their blood for something they believe in.

This would also cancel any planned drafts.

Troops could come home and see their families and babies and give them some needed rest in thier rotations.

If they come back alive when the war ends - "BAM" Instant American Citizen

2007-06-06 12:00:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

was it before he CREATED EVERYTHING...
or RIGHT AFTER he CREATED US?

2007-06-06 12:00:49 · 16 answers · asked by enki 4 in Religion & Spirituality