A little girl was in the car with her mom.
and she asked fer mom " mom how old are you?"
and her mom said
" honey you don't ask that to grown ups"
so then she asked " mom when were you born"
" honey you don't ask that to grown ups"
ANd lastly she asked " mom why did dad divorce you?"
and she said "I told you to stop asking those things"
so she went to her friends house and she told her " my mom won't tell me anything about her!"
so her friend said " oh look at her licence it says everything there"
so she looked at her moms liscence and the next day she told her mom
"mom I know how old you are you are 32
and mom you were born may 15
and mommy dad divorced you beause you had an F in sex!"
2007-06-06 12:04:18 · 12 answers · asked by LiLi =] 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha thats pretty good
2007-06-06 12:06:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's old enough to collect Social Security
2007-06-06 19:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was cute the first 2 times i read it on here.
2007-06-06 19:07:02 · answer #3 · answered by Sports fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG man thats really heliorous i really like it wow that sure did crack me up man
2007-06-06 19:08:20 · answer #4 · answered by idontlikeurgurlfriend 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats pretty good but not the best ever
2007-06-06 19:07:48 · answer #5 · answered by Mike D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-06 20:18:53 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah it's cute.
2007-06-06 19:07:32 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ ߣttΫ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not much
2007-06-06 19:07:50 · answer #8 · answered by Ladybug II 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty childish but its stupid funny ahaha
2007-06-06 19:08:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok- it was not that good, but okay.
2007-06-06 19:07:43 · answer #10 · answered by Tanyah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋