Three soldiers head into town after receiveing the first pass they have had in three weeks. After a few beers in a downtown tavern they find their way to an out-of-the-way brothel. They go in and ask about the price. "Depends on what you get," says the proprietor, "we've got a $25 deal, a $35 deal and a $50 deal. It's all up to you."
The first soldier says, "well I'm a little short this month, so I'm going to try out the $25 deal." So he goes into the room and comes out about a half hour later with a big grin on his face. "Well how was the $25 deal?", his friends ask. "It was great" he says, "this nice looking bruenette comes in with nothing on, we have a little foreplay and then she takes a pineapple ring out of a can puts it around my cock and eats it off. It was great!"
The second soldier says, "That sounded great, I think I'm going to try the $35 deal." After about forty-five minutes the second soldier comes out of the room with an even bigger grin on his face than the first soldier. "What was the $35 deal like?' his friends inquire. "Well," he explains, "This great looking blonde comes in with nothing on, we have a little foreplay and then she takes two pineapple rings puts them both around my cock and eats them off." It was fantastic!!"
The third soldier says "I'm pretty well off this month and I've just got to try the $50 deal. So he goes into the room and comes out in about an hour with a bigger grin than the first two soldiers combined. "Well how was it?' ask his buddies with great excitement, "we're dieing to know what the $50 deal was like." "Well", says the third soldier, "this fantastic looking redhead comes in wearing nothing but a smile, we have a lot of foreplay and then she puts three pineapple rings around my cock, piles on some whipping cream, sprinkels on some nuts, and tops it off with a cherry."
"Well then what happened?" ask the first two soldiers, obviously excited by the story.
"It looked so damned good I ate it myself," confessed the third soldier.
2007-06-06 12:03:19 · 3 answers · asked by Lizard 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeow.,..... Ha ha....
he could have broken his back trying to eat that
2007-06-06 17:43:23 · answer #1 · answered by ILLUSTRATOR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Real Good One. Hard to imagine, but really good!!!
2007-06-07 03:36:47 · answer #2 · answered by Encryptor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-06 20:22:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋