All categories - 31 May 2007

A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- we've looked at your life, and your really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?"

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of bikers. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the bikers. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!"

"I'm impressed," St. Peter responded, "When did this happen?"

"About two minutes ago," came the reply

2007-05-31 14:37:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If I am not to use my judgment to decide which god is worthy and which god is unworthy of my worship, just how do they expect me to choose to worship any god at all?

What criteria am I to use if not my own judgment?

And what would it say about me and my judgment if I said yes, the god I worship dorwned babies, and it was good because God did it?

What does it say about them that they've never given it a second thought?

2007-05-31 14:37:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

1. 5x^2+2x-3
2. 6a^2 +5a+1
3. 8b^2+2b-3
4. 2a^2+19a-10
5. 6y^2-11y-10

And please show me how to do these problems and not just tell me the answer for a few. ANd Hurry!!!

2007-05-31 14:37:20 · 8 answers · asked by R. S. 2 in Mathematics

doesnt that mean they want to learn more' wouldnt you encourage that?- l feel l got a real bashing" on here for asking---but l am still trying-there cant be only bigots on here.

2007-05-31 14:36:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Any input would be helpful. Thanks!

2007-05-31 14:36:37 · 6 answers · asked by Jewels 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

I have stamps from all over the world around 15 countries and would like to keep it

2007-05-31 14:36:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Destinations

2007-05-31 14:36:10 · 18 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6 in Global Warming

Machine ID: 606 Sold by Sears, Roebuck & Co. Model 305
Date of Mfg 1945
gyrator agitator, porcelain tub, electric, apartment size.

2007-05-31 14:36:06 · 2 answers · asked by Dandelion 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

2007-05-31 14:35:58 · 5 answers · asked by sluggers#1 1 in Homework Help

2007-05-31 14:35:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Part of their mission is to preach, preach, preach. What if everybody who isn't already a Christian got that "state of mind" thing down and just meditated, drowning out the sound of preaching, or if they miraculously succeeded in converting everyone on earth to Christianity (yeah, I can hear you now going "ha ha ha")? For the sake of argument, let's say there is no one for them to preach to. What do they do?

2007-05-31 14:35:41 · 21 answers · asked by rebekkah hot as the sun 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-31 14:35:37 · 26 answers · asked by macguff 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Do people take your answers differently depending on how your avatar looks?

2007-05-31 14:35:24 · 30 answers · asked by a Rose with no other name. 4 in Polls & Surveys

My 2 year old decided to experiment with toilet paper tonight...

2007-05-31 14:35:23 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't know what to do, I need to learn to drive. Not to go party with my friends... I don't have any. But it's a needed life skill, the problem is I'm just soooo bad at it. I had driving instructors that were the top rated in yahoo locals (yea... real credible), yet I totally failed my road test. I hit the curb on the parallel park, I make wide turns, he asked me to make a u-turn from a 4 lane road, the exterme right to the extreme left, and I couldn't even move because nobody would let me in. I don't even know how the side mirrors even work! What are you even supposed to see, let alone, when can you look at it while moving if you have to look in front of you.

2007-05-31 14:35:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

I know i Am about to get hundreds of furious people but bring it on I want to know whats the hype I'm sure I could be a great QB if I had the Best O- Line Two great receivers and a above average third wideout, With Two tight ends who can block as well as go catch the ball I mean he is surrounded with a great team. He dosent lead this team to victory. Just because its Archie's boy every one wants to hype him up people really thing Peyton is the best when clearly Tom Brady is. Tom Brady dosent have half a team Peyton Does but he has more rings.. Another thing Peyton should not have been the Superbowl MVP Joseph Addai should have or somebody on defense Peyton still played his nervous playoff choke he always did its just that the defense covered his behind this time. That Defense won the superbowl not some quarterback who would probaly play back up Michael Vick if he wasnt archies boy.

2007-05-31 14:35:14 · 22 answers · asked by lol 3 in Football (American)

1 - restrict the flow of immigrants
2 - continue the immigration policies followed during most of the 19th century
3 - encourage cultural diversity
4 - play a larger role in international affairs

2007-05-31 14:35:05 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

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2007-05-31 14:35:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Also, if the geometric mean of x and 2x is 6. What is the value of x?

2007-05-31 14:34:56 · 2 answers · asked by carrieluver2 1 in Mathematics

2007-05-31 14:34:55 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-31 14:34:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Independence Day

i have to write about classes tat we r g2 get next yr and y next yr is g2 be better then this yr. what if u passed....geometry in summer skool...then wat class do u get?

2007-05-31 14:34:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Primary & Secondary Education

pick-up line? I know they're corny but can you think of a really good one someone has used on you that you remember?



Thanks =o)

2007-05-31 14:34:35 · 15 answers · asked by Incognito 6 in Polls & Surveys

I dont have one. It is just that my friends sister is 10. She wants to get her ears pierced

2007-05-31 14:34:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

That crazy lil' puss must have 400 pairs stashed away in her lair! This can't be good.

2007-05-31 14:34:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-31 14:34:17 · 8 answers · asked by Daniel C 1 in Religion & Spirituality

yes its me again, this time I would like to know the habitat of a tiger, Im unsure, I think they just live near rocks and that. Im confused please help.

2007-05-31 14:34:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

Your in a room with no possible way to get out.You have no doors, vents, or windows.All that's in the room is you, a mirror, and a table.How do you get out?

2007-05-31 14:34:10 · 12 answers · asked by summerrr. 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-31 14:34:08 · 4 answers · asked by jparks1283 1 in Media & Journalism