A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- we've looked at your life, and your really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?"
The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of bikers. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the bikers. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!"
"I'm impressed," St. Peter responded, "When did this happen?"
"About two minutes ago," came the reply
2007-05-31 14:37:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats pretty good. Please give me the points!
2007-05-31 14:41:02 · answer #1 · answered by The Mikester 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya, it's pretty funny. on a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being the lowest, 5 the highest, it's a 4.
2007-05-31 14:44:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Redcorn say me no do this... no longer for many moons.. actuality is, isn't humorous in any respect, and could desire to benefit to regulate urge to make undesirable determination, because of the fact it have potential to destroy your existence. It difference in peace, and no-peace on your coronary heart, soul and methods... the extra youthful you initiate off making solid determination in existence, the extra powerful your existence as entire would be...
2016-10-06 10:13:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ironic but not funny
2007-05-31 14:41:19 · answer #4 · answered by adam r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funniest joke I've heard all day. I'm gonna remember that one. HA HA HA
2007-05-31 14:40:10 · answer #5 · answered by BeckV 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your just giving away all your points by asking ? but it was funny
2007-05-31 14:41:43 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Muffy♥ ♫Rocks♫ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-31 15:04:04 · answer #7 · answered by medallion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny :o) you get a star.
2007-05-31 14:40:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
freaky and didn't i jsut answer one of your other questions? and they killed him. i guess...poor guy he's prob. still in proditory.
2007-05-31 14:41:55 · answer #9 · answered by Adrianna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL:)
Bl00dy typical or what!
2007-05-31 14:42:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-05-31 14:44:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋