your face reminds me of a wrench... when i see see it.. my nutes tighten up....
your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
ive lost my puppy. can you help me find him? i think he went into this cheap hotel.
umm im stopping here...
2007-06-01 04:41:10
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answered by ? 4
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Before I got married I had a guy ask me "Would you lay with me in the woods?" I'm like "What?" He said "I want to lay with you in the woods and watch the stars with you." I thought that was the most awesome line I'd ever heard. Turned out he was married and we never laid in the woods together, but it was a good line anyway.
2007-05-31 21:40:41
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answered by ♠Room for One♠ 5
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the cornist that anyone has said is heaven is missin an angel and i just found her..so corny and very lame
2007-05-31 22:30:26
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answered by shy_bell80 6
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I prefer to pick up classy ladies so I use the following...
Excuse me would you like to dance ?
2007-06-01 01:25:07
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answered by Anonymous
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"Baby I'm not Freddie flinstone but I can make your bed rock."
"do you have any raisins? Then how about a date?"
Both are lame and funny at the same time.
2007-06-01 00:15:42
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answered by Anonymous
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You can use me or abuse me, just please choose me. So, I did all three and he loved every bit of it.
UPDATE: I just had a man try and pick me up. He told me he was interested in me, because vegetarian women are just sexier.
Um, Yeah, lmao
2007-05-31 22:42:26
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answered by Anonymous
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If I could rewrite the alpahabet, I would put U and I together.
2007-05-31 21:46:03
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answered by nobodyd 7
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My friend just sent me... Are you tired? You have been running through my mind all day!!
2007-05-31 21:38:00
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answered by I'm Michael Jackson BAD!! 6
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I've used this one before...''i know I'm not Mr.right'', but would you settle for Mr. right now...!!!
2007-05-31 21:39:57
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answered by SmoothCharacter 7
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Just one, "Will you marry me?" it could work
2007-06-01 00:06:42
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answered by MT C 6
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