You're a freshman in high school. You have a gal. She's a sophmore. She really likes you because you hard, and you always back up your words. Then you start getting picked on by this dude (5'11). He starts calling you out, but you'll be smart about it and ignore it, because the principal will not tolerate fighting at his new school and will throw you out in a heartbeat. The bell rings for lunch, and you're at your locker to put you back-pack for lunch. Passing you by is that same dude, and three of his friends (6'2, 6'3). They give you a look. You get your lunch, the dude bumps into you on purpose says it was an accident. You get another tray of lunch, sit down next to your gal. Next thing you know, the dude stuff (cups, straws milk cartons) at you and a straw gets in your gals food. You tell the security guard but he's reading a sports illustrated. You tell your gal, and she tell you to deal with them. You tell her bout th principal. Then she quotes, "ain't chu a man?" What chu gon do
2007-05-27
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