Sunday afternoon a woman is driving her husband home from the pub, out of knowhere he says "I wana divorce!" he looked at her but she calmley increase the speed from 30 to 35, he then said "and i have been sleepin with your best friend and shes better than you in bed!" she continued driving but increased the spped to 40. "Am going to get custody of the kids, the house and the cars" he said but she increased the speed to 50 now and started driving a brick wall. Her husband said "What do you want?" "I have everything i want!" she said "whats that?" "The air bag!!"
2007-05-27
03:19:17
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