Sunday afternoon a woman is driving her husband home from the pub, out of knowhere he says "I wana divorce!" he looked at her but she calmley increase the speed from 30 to 35, he then said "and i have been sleepin with your best friend and shes better than you in bed!" she continued driving but increased the spped to 40. "Am going to get custody of the kids, the house and the cars" he said but she increased the speed to 50 now and started driving a brick wall. Her husband said "What do you want?" "I have everything i want!" she said "whats that?" "The air bag!!"
2007-05-27 03:19:17 · 30 answers · asked by an146442 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg i love this joke 10/10 for putting a smile on my face
plus a star
2007-05-27 04:04:45 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-05-27 10:57:01 · answer #2 · answered by barry b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rofl! Lol! Nice one!
2007-05-27 14:20:14 · answer #3 · answered by Clock Bot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! lol! 10!
2007-05-27 17:35:14 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just shows how we women can be...beware men...DONT MESS WITH US...sounds like sumn I would do.
2007-05-27 12:02:51 · answer #5 · answered by hopelessromantic 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-05-27 15:51:56 · answer #6 · answered by crct2004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-05-27 15:13:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great got any more Super
2007-05-27 15:06:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch man. that gotta hurt!!!
2007-05-27 13:45:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-27 10:56:29 · answer #10 · answered by ummtawaam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋