So it's little billy's first day of school. The day goes fine, but at around 1 o'clock the teacher decides to make an announcement.
"children, stand up if you think you are stupid." she says slowly and solemly, she has to find out who the kids are with low self esteem. But no child stands up. A few more moments goes by, and then little Billy stands up.
"Billy, do you think you are stupid?"
"No" comes the reply.
"then why are you standing up?" she thought she had made it clear that they were only to stand up if they thought they were stupid.
"I thought you were lonely standing there all by yourself."
okay, it's good for little kids, but I thought it was funny!
2007-05-20
11:47:36
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