An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they argued, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night....
Even the neighbours feared him. They regularly heard him scream at his wife -
"When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared by all & he loved the respect that he got from this mystical reputation.
Then one day, he died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow......
2007-05-17
08:28:49
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