An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they argued, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night....
Even the neighbours feared him. They regularly heard him scream at his wife -
"When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared by all & he loved the respect that he got from this mystical reputation.
Then one day, he died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow......
2007-05-17 08:28:49 · 54 answers · asked by pink.jazzz 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Her laughing & partying became so extreme that her neighbors got together & approached her in a group to ask these questions: Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?
The wife laughed loudly, put down her drink and said, "Let the jerk dig. I had him buried upside down."
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2007-05-17 08:29:15 · update #1
all that reading for that!
2007-05-18 22:24:11 · answer #1 · answered by Sean JTR 7 · 10⤊ 0⤋
Very good joke, but God is outside of time so the punch line is quite possible without making God forgetful
2016-05-21 22:09:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but still funny. 1 Star.
2007-05-17 08:47:09 · answer #3 · answered by cajun24 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao heres a star
2007-05-17 09:27:18 · answer #4 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg pmsl 10/10 x
2007-05-17 08:34:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat was very good im so stealing that one to and sending it on to all my friends!!have a star and a great day!! Thanks 4 d laugh!
Keep them coming their great
*your cool*
=)
2007-05-21 19:06:11 · answer #6 · answered by vanessa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a down to earth joke . very good 1 star on it's way
2007-05-17 08:34:00 · answer #7 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
its very funny...9/10 and a great star
2007-05-25 07:26:48 · answer #8 · answered by manish_wolfyfox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2007-05-24 17:03:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it...( great idea...hmmmm ) just kidding, I wouldn't do that to someone!
STAR for you
2007-05-24 04:25:57 · answer #10 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny, but it takes too long to get to the punchline. shorten it down.
2007-05-17 08:41:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋