All categories - 16 May 2007

A women reporter visits a local psychiatric ward to see how things are handled & so forth. While being toured around, she asks the head nurse in charge if there is an actual test ran on patients in order to tell if they can be dismissed or not.

The nurse says: “Sure, let me show you one way we can determine a mentally sane person from the rest... We fill up this bathtub with water & we hand them a tablespoon, a measuring cup, & a bucket. Then we ask them to empty the bathtub”. . .

How would you empty the tub?

2007-05-16 05:15:00 · 39 answers · asked by *Fickle Pickle* 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I was just thinking about that....that would be a trip!

2007-05-16 05:15:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 05:14:57 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

I planted the vine last year in a large pot and leave it outside. We had alot of frost and I thought I had lost the plant but low and behold it is growing like a weed now. But, something is eating at the leaves. Help!

2007-05-16 05:14:32 · 4 answers · asked by DONNA L B 2 in Garden & Landscape

ok so i am writing an augto biography but i need to know....what was the REALLY good things she did? how did she impact the world?

2007-05-16 05:14:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aqkz44bR0bo01m8a92EQbp7d7BR.?qid=20070515093756AAFiEuC

2007-05-16 05:14:24 · 6 answers · asked by U-98 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Couldn't King James, the Scientologists, Watchtower, or the Muslim Koran be tucked under the cable listings and continental breakfast menu as well?

2007-05-16 05:13:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i was just wondering...as it recently occurred to me ...if the oopositon to pro-lifers (call them what you want) really and truly believe that pro-lifers are trying to take away away women's rights and turn back the clock, and force their religion on others, etc..(which i hear ALL the time)

because honestly, and respectfully, that is about the stupidest thing i have ever heard. i even believe most of you are too smart to beleive that. i mean i am a single guy who happens to be very pro-life. and i always ask and wonder what could i possibly gain or benefit from taking away a women's right?? don't you think maybe there is something you all are missing?? i mean.....why would all these pro-life women (who are just average decent humans like you) speak out agaisnt themselves???

do you see where i am going with this???

2007-05-16 05:13:58 · 21 answers · asked by justin 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I was talking with my boyfriend on the phone and started making love to myself, when we finished talking I noticed a red stain on my bed sheets, sorta looks like menstruation stains, what could it be, should I be worried?? please help

2007-05-16 05:13:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

My car's steering wheel is torn in the middle and the airbag will not work if I am in an accident. If I buy another steering at a salvage place and replace it will the airbag in the new steering wheel work?

2007-05-16 05:13:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

Which side will Allah give virgins to? Hamas or Fattah?

2007-05-16 05:13:25 · 14 answers · asked by duck 2 in Politics

2007-05-16 05:13:18 · 4 answers · asked by AlexTan 3 in Engineering

fill it up for me will you baby?

2007-05-16 05:13:08 · 11 answers · asked by ohnaggers 3 in Polls & Surveys

i've disobeyed nearly every one of the ten commandments, is there a way of avoiding hell without having to turn to 'christ' or anything

2007-05-16 05:13:04 · 42 answers · asked by unander 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-16 05:12:58 · 2 answers · asked by trill_gurl06 2 in Horoscopes

I have Epilepsy I get an Aura (warning) before I have a fit.My Aura is usually spasms in my hands and a feeling of panic..Only got epilepsy at 19.But... I also get these funny feelings sometimes that something is going to happen.I sort of see very quickly what it is and what its about but I can't explaine it exactly and I can't remember the details.and if its good or bad...it just that I feel something significant will happen.And its anoying because I sort of zone out and then get this feeling.Its almost like Dejavu a sort of familiar feeling. Is it Esp or is it just an Aura? or a mini seizure
This doesnt happen often.

2007-05-16 05:12:52 · 2 answers · asked by Nad 2 in Other - Diseases

1 Corinthians 11:15 NIV:

"but that if a woman has long hair, it is her glory? For long hair is given to her as a covering."

2007-05-16 05:12:47 · 27 answers · asked by Dr. G™ 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-16 05:12:46 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

1) How do cows cut the grass?

They "Moo" it!!!

2) Why did the cow cross the street?

To get to the "udder" side!!!!!

2007-05-16 05:12:42 · 7 answers · asked by phanti 3 in Jokes & Riddles

The dog was only in one area

2007-05-16 05:12:36 · 16 answers · asked by poochiebear2001 1 in Dogs

2007-05-16 05:12:34 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

I need three bridesmaids dresses for my sisters' wedding, Navy Blue, Baby Blue, or Both. Where can I find some for less than $50 a piece? One of the girls is 13, so I don't want anything too grown up, but nice enough for a married 23-yr-old mom.

2007-05-16 05:12:33 · 16 answers · asked by Deb G 2 in Weddings

So now, while he is living his royal life of luxury his comrades will be under constant attack in Iraq. Typical British hypocracy.

2007-05-16 05:12:31 · 69 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-05-16 05:12:22 · 10 answers · asked by Mv 1 in Diet & Fitness

Our state House has just passed a ban on red light cameras. Not too cool in my eyes. There are many logical reasons for the stop light cameras, but what are some logical, reasonable arguements against it?

2007-05-16 05:12:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

When me plans for world domination come to fruition, I plan on taking care of my fellow P&Sers.

2007-05-16 05:12:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What are you pleading not guilty to if there's a video of you commiting the crime?

2007-05-16 05:12:00 · 4 answers · asked by damron 3 in Law & Ethics

I have to have it...just to chill a bit

2007-05-16 05:11:50 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys