Which side will Allah give virgins to? Hamas or Fattah?
2007-05-16 05:13:25 · 14 answers · asked by duck 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I did not think there were that many virgins in hell.
2007-05-16 05:20:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
The virgins lost their faith in Allah for being doomed to this fate and committed suicide so Hamas and Fattah do each other.
2007-05-16 12:22:37 · answer #2 · answered by damron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever wondered why heaven would be filled with virgins for martyrs anyway? Isn't sex an 'earthly' pleasure? Anyone who believes in heaven should know there will be things far better than sex in the afterlife. Do these fanatics believe the afterlife will be nothing more than a f^%K-fest orgy? Hmmmm, doesn't sound like heaven to me. And since Islam forbids premartial sex, what will these men be doing with their virgins?
2007-05-16 12:58:44 · answer #3 · answered by Cherie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats 1152 Virgins. Where do they all come from. According to Islam, Heaven must be full of virgins and former virgins
2007-05-16 12:27:35 · answer #4 · answered by ohbrother 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Virgins aren't people. They're not even any good once you tap into them.
After you pop 72 virgins, you're done D U N done.
2007-05-16 12:27:22 · answer #5 · answered by Handy man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there is an Allah and if he has any sense of justice, the virgins would go to any innocent bystanders caught in the crossfire.
2007-05-16 12:47:23 · answer #6 · answered by sparky52881 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of them do. Women are virgins only once. After that, each of them are stuck with 72 nagging, complaining, PMS having biddies who will do that for eternity. At that point, they'll realize they aren't in heaven.
2007-05-16 12:32:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are no virgins, that is a lie. They are all in hell for seven eternities and 20,000 forevers and a 100 years after that.
2007-05-16 12:29:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The virgins pick the one with the most endowed genitalia.
2007-05-16 12:21:12 · answer #9 · answered by Kookoo Bananas 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
the virgins choose
2007-05-16 12:17:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋