All categories - 11 May 2007

9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
Matt 23:9 (KJV)

And if you call yourself christian- please give me some scripture on why it is ok to disobey these WORDS OF JESUS CHRIST.

Scripture please- not emotionally charged rhetoric, it's useless.

2007-05-11 21:20:29 · 10 answers · asked by jesusisking51 2 in Religion & Spirituality

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What are you gonna do!?

When football eating communist zombies attack your town?

2007-05-11 21:19:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

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My kitten's mother left and she usually dont. they are hungry and crying should i feed them warm skim milk?

2007-05-11 21:19:33 · 11 answers · asked by big girls dont cry 3 in Cats

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Tennis elbow?

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, " Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.

Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

2007-05-11 21:19:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What is YOUR talent? or you have a record?

me im pretty sure ive had the most oreos ever! and my special talent is showering, lets just say im an amazing shower-rer-im in awe of my showering abilities! 3 ppl have seen me showing- they are still dazed and call me every nite! one said my showering was "effortless beauty", another said "she was profoundly shaken" and "forced to re-examine her life" the third just burst into tears and thanked me for changing her life.....(i dont let guys cuz i dont want them falling for me but i do teach a showering class down at the neighbourhood center..)
so do you have any life-changing talents?

2007-05-11 21:19:21 · 18 answers · asked by amphetamine 3 in Polls & Surveys

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what song ALWAYS gets you in the mood for some lovin'?

for me it's:

"Conjure One - Sleep"

*sigh* always gets me, hehe. ; )

2007-05-11 21:17:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who is our Best Friend...& ..who is our worst Enemy ??(Spirituality)?

On the Path of Truth, who is our best friend and worst enemy ?

2007-05-11 21:16:44 · 21 answers · asked by ۞Aum۞ 7 in Religion & Spirituality

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how do i differentiate g(x)=3^(3^x)? please help?

g(x)=3^(3^x)

[ please dont mistake this as equal to (3^3)^x ]

using log rules i can get as far as lny=(3^x)(ln3). not sure where to go from here??

thanks for any help

(i asked this earlier but got different answers, none i was sure about)

2007-05-11 21:16:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

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Do you take it off or keep it on?

Your jacket?.... i have a group of friends when we go to each others house we all take our jackets/coats off, but there is one friend no matter where she goes she will not take her jacket off...so i always say to her when she comes around 'you not stopping long?' because she never takes her jacket off..... do you know anyone who does this?

2007-05-11 21:15:17 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why are we paying $3 a gallon for gas when the oil companies are making record profits ?

Gas prices continue to rise all the while the oil companies are recording record profits. You think if they were making so much money that the prices would drop not continue to rise.

2007-05-11 21:15:05 · 15 answers · asked by Maggie 1 in Economics

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Beaches in Milan Italy?

I am travelling to Milan 1st June, is there any beaches there, and what might the weather be like? or where is the nearest beach please, much appreciated.

2007-05-11 21:13:01 · 15 answers · asked by BettyBoop 3 in Other - Italy

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If a person who believes in Christ is a Christain and Christ was a Mystic would a true Mystic be a Christain?

2007-05-11 21:12:31 · 15 answers · asked by screbel 2 in Religion & Spirituality

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Recommend an Indie band/album?

I've been listening to so much music lately I need something fresh to download, and got an itunes voucher the other day.
I'm into what my friends call 'weird' music, mostly 60's and stuff influenced by that, like the Beta Band, Yo La Tengo and Velvet Underground. Can anyone recommend something new to investigate, preferrably not mainstream 'indie' stuff like the Killers and Razorlight. Cheers!

2007-05-11 21:12:08 · 13 answers · asked by Jen 2 in Other - Music

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Before or after your funeral?

2007-05-11 21:11:59 · 12 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

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we say '' i'm so happy for you''.........but...??

do you genuinely feel happy at other people's success??

2007-05-11 21:11:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which tasty dish/ favorite meal could you eat often, and not become bored with?

2007-05-11 21:10:01 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How can I get rid of a persistant cough?

I've been sick for a week now and have been coughing a little bit. Nothing too bad. Tonight, I can NOT stop coughing. It's 1AM and I can't get to sleep because the second I lay down I start coughing every 10-15 seconds or so. Is there anything I can do to get rid of this, even if its just temporary?

2007-05-11 21:09:59 · 7 answers · asked by Johnny 2 in Respiratory Diseases

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Breast discharge?

One day last month while taking a shower I noticed some discharge from my nipple. I am not pregnant and I don't have any kids. I have done a lot of reading about what it could be and I am going to schedule a doc. appt. tomorrow. I hope it's just a hormone imbalance due to getting Depo Provera out of my system. But I would like to hear some personal stories about your experience. What was it in your case?

2007-05-11 21:08:36 · 3 answers · asked by jenarul 2 in Women's Health

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How do you deal with someone's meanness..??

Let's say a person whom you know is being terribly mean to you illogically and irrationally eventhough you've not bothered him/her at all in anyway & you've minding only your own business so far but somehow they still always try to cut in to your lane just to put you down (& I don't know why, probably jealousy)- then how do you deal with this situation?

- Do you just ignore that person? or
- Do you confront them? or
- Do you simply shut them off your life?

What's the best way to deal with this situation? Please share your opinion. I just want to know what majority of the people say?
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2007-05-11 21:08:22 · 6 answers · asked by SpiderQbeck 2 in Psychology

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i am a catholic but but but?

not religious at all dont believe in god and all that how can i change my religion? can i? and do you think i should?

my mother and all her side of the family are catholics and do believe in god but dont go to church

2007-05-11 21:08:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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