All categories - 2 May 2007

On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, the
wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.
"Oh. it's not over yet," says he.
Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She
opens it in anticipation and finds two little white pills,
"What in the world are these?"
"Aspirin," he replies.
"But I don't have a headache," says she.
";GOTCHA!"

2007-05-02 18:41:28 · 8 answers · asked by bernman101 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I dare you to defy me.

Sober-Tool (Cover by staind also)
Comedown-Bush
Iris-Goo Goo Dolls
Outside-Staind
Smells Like Teen Spirit-Nirvana (Tori Amos cover also)
Lightning Crashes-Live
Lake of Fire-Nirvana Cover
Headstrong-Trapt
Empty Days-Augustana
Too Bad-Nickleback
So Cold- Breaking Benjamin
Ease The Moment-Dishwalla
Save Us-Cartel
Round Here-Counting Crows


Thought so.

2007-05-02 18:41:04 · 12 answers · asked by meohyeah 1 in Music

2007-05-02 18:40:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

"Under me" instead of "Under God" in the pledge of allegiance, would I get in trouble?

I am a LaVeyan Satanist (I don't worship the devil or anything stupid like that), and I believe I am my own god.

And if I did get in trouble, what would my charges be?

2007-05-02 18:40:14 · 9 answers · asked by WTP 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Creamy and smooth or Dark and bitter, nutty or fruity....

2007-05-02 18:40:07 · 24 answers · asked by Porcelain Doll 6 in Polls & Surveys

Care to Share?

2007-05-02 18:39:53 · 13 answers · asked by EvelynMine 7 in Polls & Surveys

I know how the stereotypical, 14-year old flirts--lots of teasing, poking, punching, and mocking. But, when a boy (say, for instance, 24) does things similar, would one still consider that flirting? Or just playful banter with someone they may see as a friend? I suppose the real question, is do boys ever grow out of that stage? If not, I believe, ladies and gents, that I'm being flirted with.

2007-05-02 18:39:52 · 9 answers · asked by BeachBlondie 2 in Singles & Dating

What kind of problem or illness would make you go to the emergency room before you go to your doctor?

2007-05-02 18:39:51 · 7 answers · asked by happydawg 6 in Pain & Pain Management

I'm sick with some sort of cold or flu, and the congestion in my head is really bad. I've already taken NyQuil but it's not helping. It's the middle of the night so I can't really go out and buy anything, but the pressure in my ear is killing me, the pain is almost unbearable. Are there any home remedies that can help with this? I'm desperate!

2007-05-02 18:39:17 · 9 answers · asked by Iris 4 in Other - Health

I have find it so pointless to live. I felt like i am a burden to everyone around me. No one understands how I feel. Problems in life are drowning me. I know it is quite stupid for a teenager like me to think of death. But I really don't have the will to live anymore. :(

2007-05-02 18:39:10 · 42 answers · asked by Ying 1 in Friends

2007-05-02 18:38:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

2007-05-02 18:38:34 · 7 answers · asked by tanlaask 3 in Movies

or the duty of a student is to follow the Guru blindly even when you know he is wrong.

2007-05-02 18:38:31 · 17 answers · asked by KrishanRam(Jitendra k) 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Would you have a long distance relationship with a 25 man whom still lived at home with his parents, works at a fitness gym as a personal trainer(for two years) but never has any money, but he's taken on a job as a drummer for a restaruant for extra money, hangs out on myspace all the time, has been at a junior college for four years and yet still isn't half way finished to getting his A.A. Degree.I know it's totally up too me and I know that, but I have a degree,and I have money, but I don't see us really balancing each other .what do you think

2007-05-02 18:38:31 · 10 answers · asked by Drea B 1 in Friends

I'm currently a stay at home mom and go to work partime to save some money for my plan of opening a childcare. If yes, it would be enough then what are the next steps will I havee to do? anyone have experienced with this? please help
thank you

2007-05-02 18:38:26 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

I'm just curious because I read an article recently that said that so many more people are aspiring to become famous these days according to polls. This is probably due to the fact that there are so many reality shows out there that make fame seem only a show away. People feel close and connected to the reality stars they watch on TV and honestly feel like they will either meet them one day or be in their shoes. Now a days one could argue that it's easy to become famous even without a specific talent or expertise. (See Laguna Beach's Kristin Cavallari or The Hill's LC.)

I'm not saying it's not good to have goals, but I was just wondering how many people out there share this same goal. I'm not critisizing you if you say one day you wish to be famous. I think it's great, and I hope to see you on TV one day! Just let me get an idea of the percentage of people wishing to be famous by telling everyone on Yahoo! Answers that you will be the next star!

2007-05-02 18:38:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I'm just curious as to what website/store you use to purchase your rabbit products- cages, hay, feeders, show supplies ect.

Also, if you use a pedigree program, which one?

2007-05-02 18:38:07 · 5 answers · asked by Stephanie V 3 in Other - Pets

2007-05-02 18:38:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

is masterbating a sin

2007-05-02 18:37:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

This is the deal,I have a 16 month old son that lives with me,and I have had him snice 11-17-06.And the state off Missouri made the order of child support 11-12-06.I havent heard from his mom snice NOV. I life in Chicago so everytime I call missouri they give me the run around.about its nothing they can do I call DCFS in missouri same deal. MY SON NEEDS HIS SHOTS. And I dont know what to do
Can someone help please

2007-05-02 18:37:47 · 7 answers · asked by Chicity 2 in Family

2007-05-02 18:37:45 · 6 answers · asked by Tikled_Ivory 6 in Polls & Surveys

i have four years old child having spects so i want to know what type of food i can give him

2007-05-02 18:37:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

New Cage. Water turns cloudy within a few hours and then within a day it is turning green. The old cage did not have this problem. Please help. We are using chlor out to treat the water after each cleaning.

2007-05-02 18:37:30 · 6 answers · asked by justterri713 1 in Reptiles

2007-05-02 18:37:27 · 12 answers · asked by I am a person 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-02 18:37:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

2007-05-02 18:36:51 · 13 answers · asked by Peace 1 in English Football

Im planning on buying a Mac, but I still want the programs for Windows, such as Aim 6.1 and Windows Messenger. Yes I am downloading Boot Camp for it, I am making sure that all the programs I love using on Windows will work on a Mac if i install them.

2007-05-02 18:36:35 · 4 answers · asked by etsangetta 1 in Software

My gf is very busy and I can never call her and she can never call me. Lately it has got that bad that I don't even see her for up to 36 hours with only a small text here and there. Some nights she won't come home. I have talked about it before but now I am threatening to break things off as she never seems to attempt to communicate with me just for even 2 mins on the phone when she has a sec which she DOES. I have told her straight that I think she is self-absorbed and it confuses me why she wouldn't want to come home as we live together or call to even just talk and ask how my day was. Should I not be feeling pretty bad about all this?

2007-05-02 18:36:05 · 27 answers · asked by DirtyHarry 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-05-02 18:35:46 · 3 answers · asked by sunil k 1 in Embassies & Consulates