On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, the
wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.
"Oh. it's not over yet," says he.
Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She
opens it in anticipation and finds two little white pills,
"What in the world are these?"
"Aspirin," he replies.
"But I don't have a headache," says she.
";GOTCHA!"
2007-05-02 18:41:28 · 8 answers · asked by bernman101 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
25th wedding anniversary...the husband might have gone bald or fat.
OK mighty_power7...here it is...when the wife does not want to have sex (because the husband always wants to and it’s getting annoying…), she will use the excuse of having a headache (or her worry about the kids or her periods, or her fatigue, or any health problems she can think of…like a urinary tract infection or an ingrown toenail…)
Now, in that story, she cannot use the headache excuse because she just said she does not have a headache when she saw the aspirin...
Now, that is a pretty stupid wife in the story...If she had been smart, she would have said "oh, good, thank you, aspirin, just what I need because I have such a headache...because I’m so worried about the kids and I think I have a bladder infection and my stomach really hurt…
2007-05-02 19:23:52 · answer #1 · answered by Sallie W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
No excuses!! That's great!!
Mighty P; Honey, it's ok, sweetie. Don't strain yourself trying to figure it out.
2007-05-02 18:48:58 · answer #2 · answered by None of your F***ing business 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha.... that's a new twist on an old story.
Cute one.
2007-05-02 18:53:03 · answer #3 · answered by Sue F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-05-02 18:44:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha hee hee hee 10/10 will have to try that!!!!
2007-05-02 21:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, nice one! she cant use that excuse this time! xp
2007-05-07 07:22:59 · answer #6 · answered by peace.ofmind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaaha lol!!!!very funy!nice joke!!!
2007-05-02 18:44:58 · answer #7 · answered by Coolguyzbro 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-05-02 18:44:18 · answer #8 · answered by mighty_power7 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋