All categories - 30 April 2007

...will you buy it??

Or,

just put it on your ipod, and listen to it whenever "scramble" mode brings it up

2007-04-30 13:59:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a single difference is also welcome... thanks

2007-04-30 13:59:12 · 1 answers · asked by Nitin 1 in Computer Networking

are they even going to go to the playoffs

2007-04-30 13:59:09 · 7 answers · asked by Michael R 2 in Baseball

MK walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink &while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. Monkey grabs some olives off the bar&eats them,then grabs some sliced limes&eats them,then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls,sticks it in his mouth&to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at MK "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
MK says "No,what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!"
"Yeah that doesn't surprise me,"replied Mk,"he eats everything in sight, the little bas**rd.Sorry I'll pay for the cue ball&stuff."
He finishes his drink pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate then leaves.
2wks later he's in the bar again&has his monkey with him.He orders a drink&the monkey starts running around the bar again.When MK is finishing his drink the monkey finds a cherry on the bar.He grabs it,sticks it up his butt,pulls it out&eats it.
The bartender is disgusted....

2007-04-30 13:59:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A Godzilla-gorrila hybrid comes knocking on your front door claiming to be the Messiah, then evolves to a monkey right before turning water into wine, and suddenly died.

And then it came back alive and said it died for your sins and you have to pay up.




Aaaanyways, serious now, what would you do if you were given a billion dollars. But here's the catch; You were given 2 option only.

1. Use 100% of the money on yourself, or
2. Use 100% of the money to feed and save the children in Africa.


Answer honestly now.

2007-04-30 13:59:03 · 20 answers · asked by Adia Azrael 4 in Religion & Spirituality

About 2 yrs and some months ago my sister started dating this guy. He has a wife that he's been married to for I think about 8 yrs. They have one daughter together and one that isn't his but calls him daddy and my sister has a son with this man and another baby on the way. He keeps saying he is going to divorce his wife but it has been 2 yrs since he has said this. She keeps saying she went and got the papers since hers are free otherwise he'll have to pay $330 that he cannot afford.

At the beginning of the relationship this woman would call my sisters house asking for him and even my mothers house saying she was his wife. He denied it and she knew he was living with this girl but still wanted him back and to this day I think she still does. Later my sister found out that he was emailing her, chatting with her online and telling her he loved her, he was even staying at her house (he lived 2 hours away) when he was gone but hasn't since, they've been together everyday. Any thoughts?

2007-04-30 13:58:53 · 12 answers · asked by Nisi 4 in Marriage & Divorce

We are throwing a baby shower for my sister. Well, we are not planning on having kids under the age of 10 there, at the shower. Although, we do not know how to put it that in the invitations we are sending out. We just don't want to say-No kids allowed, that isn't very nice. So I was wondering if anyone has a nice way to say-No kids under the age of 10 invited??

2007-04-30 13:58:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

2007-04-30 13:58:40 · 3 answers · asked by anglecakesalfred 2 in Trying to Conceive

hope it is understandable :) thanks!

2007-04-30 13:58:22 · 2 answers · asked by help_with_physics 1 in Biology

2007-04-30 13:58:20 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

I need to know the translations for the recipe for spanish class but i can't figure it out. Can someone help?

It is located at:
http://www.donquijote.org/culture/recipes/receta.asp?id=21

2007-04-30 13:58:18 · 4 answers · asked by itsgonnaraindice 2 in Languages

how many times does 7x go into 14 x squared

2007-04-30 13:57:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

I'm 22 years old, and I do not remember this happening before. I had my period about 1 week ago. And not pregnant

2007-04-30 13:57:50 · 4 answers · asked by Celi 2 in Women's Health

...around the light bulb, when it's not even on?!?!?!?

2007-04-30 13:57:50 · 22 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

I can't find him.

2007-04-30 13:57:47 · 6 answers · asked by Armand Steel 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I have to think that this album demonstrates Trent Reznor's brilliance. This set rocks. From the Beginning of the end to Me I'm not to Survivalism to the Great Destroyer this cd ROCKS!! Its up there with the CD's of the year. What's your take?

2007-04-30 13:57:46 · 2 answers · asked by Oz 7 in Music

my friend told me that his girlfriend made him very angry one night that he threw up blood.. wat can this be? hes terrified of the doctor and wont go.. hes 17 years old.. this happened a few weelks ago.. please help me.. dont answer if u dont know please

2007-04-30 13:57:26 · 21 answers · asked by Yhpargotohp 3 in Etiquette

say somethin to help me sleep please?

2007-04-30 13:57:24 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

2007-04-30 13:57:24 · 22 answers · asked by crissy4422 1 in Mathematics

I got placed in advanced english next year for high school, and they came to my middle school today to tell us about it! They gave us a assignment due on the first day of school?? whats up with that I dont know but
we have to read one of 6 books and write a 2 page essay about it!
which one of these books, are more interesting:
The once and future king
Old Man and the Sea
The Good Earth
Troy
A tree Grows in Brooklyn
Hiroshima

2007-04-30 13:57:23 · 10 answers · asked by brianna<3 4 in Books & Authors

Please help!

And does anyone know how to make a little sauna in your bathroom?

2007-04-30 13:57:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

Personally I see him clinging on until the bitter end.

That being said I wish he would have left months ago.

What say you?

2007-04-30 13:57:09 · 13 answers · asked by Gamla Joe 7 in Israel

My Dell Latitude 620 arrived today. I can't decide what to name it! My old Dell Latitude's name is HAL. I'd like to give my new computer a good sci-fi name. Any suggestions? Thanks for your help!

2007-04-30 13:57:09 · 15 answers · asked by Shibi 6 in Laptops & Notebooks

Cause in my school, very few people do. Does anyone know when you should use "whom" instead of "who" when asking a question about a person?

2007-04-30 13:57:07 · 4 answers · asked by Maus 7 in Primary & Secondary Education

Atheists have been claiming to be logical in every way... But I don't think you know what logic means...

2007-04-30 13:57:04 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I don't see the good in this situation...

My daughter is 15 and living in another state with her grandmother. She is not doing well in school and has no one to support her.

My ex-husband started a new job in another state and is stressed out because of the child, etc. He keeps leaving me messages about how she is in pain and not doing well.

I am living in another state and am lonely and having a hard time finding a permanent job. I am working at a contract position. I feel worried and sad most of the time.

If everything happens for a reason and for the good, I can not see any good in this situation.

2007-04-30 13:57:02 · 5 answers · asked by Stareyes 5 in Psychology

It's just our human nature? It's innate. isn't it?

2007-04-30 13:57:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

milkshake

2007-04-30 13:56:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...a hoax? or perhaps my subscription was a big scam?

2007-04-30 13:56:55 · 4 answers · asked by rokdude5 4 in Security

Talking about curriculum, and learning in general. Should they be taught the same things and taught in the same way? I have an assignment to do and need some ideas.

2007-04-30 13:56:49 · 6 answers · asked by angellover6056 5 in Etiquette