MK walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink &while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. Monkey grabs some olives off the bar&eats them,then grabs some sliced limes&eats them,then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls,sticks it in his mouth&to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at MK "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
MK says "No,what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!"
"Yeah that doesn't surprise me,"replied Mk,"he eats everything in sight, the little bas**rd.Sorry I'll pay for the cue ball&stuff."
He finishes his drink pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate then leaves.
2wks later he's in the bar again&has his monkey with him.He orders a drink&the monkey starts running around the bar again.When MK is finishing his drink the monkey finds a cherry on the bar.He grabs it,sticks it up his butt,pulls it out&eats it.
The bartender is disgusted....
2007-04-30 13:59:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Did you see what your monke did now?" he asks. "No what? replies MK.
"Well he stuck a cherry up his butt,pulled it out, and ate it" said the bartender.
"Yeah,that doesn't surprise me" replied MK. "He still eats everyhthing in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first.
2007-04-30 14:00:37 · update #1
Lmao funny one
2007-05-01 11:55:59 · answer #1 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BOY,I s that monkey gonna have a problem after he ate the cue ball he will have one sore butt tryin to eliminate that dang cue ball !!
2007-04-30 14:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
we actually developed from beforehand species that have been heavily concerning us... no longer the monkeys which you're thinking of. i believe the Bible is an open e book and there are some issues that could in no way be defined by way persons, basically God is familiar with.
2017-01-09 05:04:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That monkey must have learnt his lesson then fidgety.Best to measure everything first before swallowing.
2007-04-30 22:38:28 · answer #4 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.10/10.
2007-05-01 00:06:31 · answer #5 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another great joke form whom I have come to think of as the Comic Queen........lol
2007-04-30 14:06:57 · answer #6 · answered by Jim M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross but funny! lol! 8/10!
2007-04-30 14:07:21 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess he was really Snookered when he swallowed that.
2007-04-30 20:30:47 · answer #8 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
glad it wasn't the cue
hahahaha
2007-04-30 14:03:34 · answer #9 · answered by SweetieGoat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..funny one
2007-04-30 15:18:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋