All categories - 25 March 2007

2007-03-25 18:29:35 · 3 answers · asked by charmaigne f 1 in Music

I've heard it on my friend so i have to make sure if its true help me

2007-03-25 18:29:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.

"Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry... We can't hire you."

"But wait," he says. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

The applicant reaches into his pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well, then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy winking and asked for aspirin?"

2007-03-25 18:29:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ive got tons of debt i cant afford and have looked into bankruptcy.several people ive talked to told me not to worry about the credit card companies.how fast are they to sue if i dont pay?how many of them will go that far?

2007-03-25 18:29:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Credit

2007-03-25 18:29:22 · 8 answers · asked by Erika 2 in Trying to Conceive

2007-03-25 18:29:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cricket

A long time ago, I met this girl and we kinda got it on. I really liked her and she liked me, so we did the kind of things with each other, kinky things, that you would never even tell your best friend. We grew apart and she moved away and I lost contact with her and I sometimes even forgot about her for months on end. But the other day my best mate invited me to his house to introduce me to his new gf and guess who it was... HER! I couldn't believe it, all the things we did came flooding back to me. She was the one who's idea it was, so that means that my mate probably does them too. I don't even want to think about it. Anyway, we pretended not to know each other and had a terrible evening, the excuse I used was that I had a fever. I need to break them up, she'll tell him what we did together eventually, and I'll never be able to look him in the face again. How do I break them up?

2007-03-25 18:29:14 · 15 answers · asked by Modus Operandi 2 in Singles & Dating

My professor I feel, along with many of my fellow student, that our teacher has a unfair and ridiculous way of grading. Her aim in grading is really against the student by weighing a project, worth 140 point in her book, equal to a homework check, which she marks as 5 point. She never explained fully about her absurd grading nor does it go with what she had written down in the course syllabus and her form of assigning "points" mislead me. So I'm wondering how should I press this issue towards a Dean? Should I start by having students, which I'm sure their willing to do, sign a petition? Please help. Thanks.

2007-03-25 18:29:04 · 5 answers · asked by Nergetic 2 in Teaching

2007-03-25 18:28:55 · 3 answers · asked by andsoon 1 in Mathematics

is tenant loans a good company?

2007-03-25 18:28:55 · 3 answers · asked by fran_ticboy 1 in Personal Finance

my friend is talking to well everyone calls him her boyfriend this hot italian guy and my other friend who is cuban wanted to know where is the best place to find good looking italian guys who interracially date im sicilian but im engaged and my fiancee is black so i have no answer for her my brothers are the hugest players so i didn't even reccomend them to her and my cousins are no better the men in my family are pretty much dogs

2007-03-25 18:28:52 · 5 answers · asked by maranzano doll 1 in Singles & Dating

I noticed that the walls of my room have tiny insects crawling all over...its very tiny that you have to be very near the wall to be able to see them...I swept them away once...but they are back again...
what are they??? how to get rid of them??? its creepy....

2007-03-25 18:28:52 · 3 answers · asked by angelus_piper 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

Kenyan Honorary Consulate in Nairobi is it possible for someone to get a visa to travel to New Zealand?

2007-03-25 18:28:52 · 2 answers · asked by trisha 1 in Other - Australia

The grass in the frontyard of my Phoenix house is all dead. I am planning to replace the grass with gravels/rocks. I wonder if I should lay 1 inch of rocks with fabric underneath or 2 inches of rocks without fabric? Any other better recommend option if I like to be able to have a few plants with minimal maintenance?

Should I use river rocks or gravels (or maybe they are the same)?

I assume the procedure is 1) remove dead grass 2) lay the fabric 3) place gravels evenly.

Anything I may have missed?

2007-03-25 18:28:50 · 3 answers · asked by whorl1quote1 1 in Garden & Landscape

2007-03-25 18:28:43 · 18 answers · asked by Robin W 4 in Polls & Surveys

April 6

2007-03-25 18:28:41 · 15 answers · asked by JAMES 4 in Other - News & Events

I gotta question for you all.. recently, my girl has been trying to get help from a guy I don't like or trust, to get a job in the company. She has been hiding text messages, calls, and emails. She needs him to come pick up an application, and I asked if I could be there, and she said, "no, because you will start something.." Even though I told her I wouldn't. She defends him a lot recently, even though they used to not like each other. She says, "I am not going to talk bad about someone who is helping me.."

I confronted both of them and both denied anything, even getting very angry about it.

So I grabbed her cell phone and noticed he sent a text saying, "He's so paranoid! LOL!" So I, acted like her, and said, "are we getting together?" And he said.. "Whatcha mean? Didn't I tell you I had a girlfriend from MySpace... lol" Though she said he told her he was single.

Confused, what to think?

2007-03-25 18:28:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2007-03-25 18:28:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-25 18:28:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 18:28:20 · 1 answers · asked by ????? 1 in Singles & Dating

"How do u deal with clients that are uncooperative?"
can anyone share the experience and give me some tips?
thank you

2007-03-25 18:28:19 · 1 answers · asked by hana 1 in Careers & Employment

why?

2007-03-25 18:28:15 · 46 answers · asked by katrina_ponti 6 in Polls & Surveys

tired of bein hurt need help lookin honest loyal woman.

2007-03-25 18:28:14 · 14 answers · asked by Elizabeth Z 2 in Singles & Dating

I gotta question for you all.. recently, my girl has been trying to get help from a guy I don't like or trust, to get a job in the company. She has been hiding text messages, calls, and emails. She needs him to come pick up an application, and I asked if I could be there, and she said, "no, because you will start something.." Even though I told her I wouldn't. She defends him a lot recently, even though they used to not like each other. She says, "I am not going to talk bad about someone who is helping me.."

I confronted both of them and both denied anything, even getting very angry about it.

So I grabbed her cell phone and noticed he sent a text saying, "He's so paranoid! LOL!" So I, acted like her, and said, "are we getting together?" And he said.. "Whatcha mean? Didn't I tell you I had a girlfriend from MySpace... lol" Though she said he told her he was single.

Confused, what to think?

2007-03-25 18:28:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Liquere production plants, distilleries,breweries,vineyards etc...ok so LA is they key place but beyond LA is fine to know about also thanks

2007-03-25 18:28:06 · 1 answers · asked by Silver Cyborg 1 in Los Angeles

My ex boyfriends brother told my ex that he would have to roll me in flour to find a wet spot. LOL! I lost 80 pounds after that.
About a month after my exboyfriends brother said that he got into a car accident and broke both legs. He gained 60 pounds.
My ex told me that he would cry about it every day. My ex told him " I told you would regret it, what goes around comes around"

2007-03-25 18:28:03 · 13 answers · asked by uuummk 5 in Polls & Surveys

This one is for everyone who ..

a) has kids,

b) had kids,

c) was a kid,

d) knows a kid,

e) is going to have kids.



I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a

wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and

stuck out two of her fingers.



Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth

and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them. Went back to

packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her

fingers with a devastated look on her face.



I said, "What's wrong, honey?"



She replied, "What happened to my booger?

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2007-03-25 18:28:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My Baby is 8months old. She underwent craniosynostosis (trigonocephaly)surgery 10days ago. And she started getting fever on the 3rd day after surgery. she gets it almost 4 to 5 times a day.Surgeons and the pediatricians at the hospital did all possible tests to see if she is infected with all possible common infections (including the spinal tap fluid test which came out with no infection and the count of white blood cells were just perfect. And other routine tests like blood test, ear, throat, urine, etc.. everything came out negative. They sent us back home stating that the fever is because of the inflammation after surgery. and they prescribed the tylenol and motrin for fever which should be continued till the fever reduces. Is it common to have fever for so long after surgery and my concern is for how many days will the fever contiue to take its place? doctors say that if the fever persists even after 2 weeks, they will do a ct scan of the whole body to find the mass of infection.

2007-03-25 18:27:54 · 3 answers · asked by VillaG 1 in Other - Diseases

2007-03-25 18:27:52 · 5 answers · asked by man 1 in Music

I used to be shy as a child and I believe that I attract hateful users into my life. I wonder are manipulative users distracted by the confident and happy person?

2007-03-25 18:27:51 · 1 answers · asked by ssc23b9d 1 in Psychology