A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.
The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.
"Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry... We can't hire you."
"But wait," he says. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
"Really? Great! Show me!"
The applicant reaches into his pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!"
"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
"Well, then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy winking and asked for aspirin?"
2007-03-25 18:29:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love this one! (And thanks mate x)
10/10 *
Tink xxx
2007-03-26 08:26:00 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Irish strikes again, Love it. 10/10
2007-03-26 06:48:35 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a classic no less than 20 years old... But I still find it funny.
2007-03-25 18:33:43 · answer #3 · answered by San La Muerte 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was better then the next 1 . hahha( I'm reeding them bakwards) They git bttr as They git older e.g. the new'r 1's ren't as funny but these last 2.r GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-25 19:10:35 · answer #4 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was 5 funny
2007-03-25 18:33:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no it is not funny it is hilarious 10/10
2007-03-25 21:07:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that's funny!
2007-03-25 18:33:44 · answer #7 · answered by RM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are great good start
2007-03-26 00:01:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh......I vote funny
2007-03-25 18:34:28 · answer #9 · answered by homeschool_girlscouts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE ONE!
2007-03-25 18:32:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋