All categories - 19 March 2007

There ware 3 Indians and one American
one Indian went out and came back with a bear
the second Indian asks how did u get the bear
he said me see tracks me follow tracks me get bear
the second Indian went out and came back with a bear '
the third Indian asked how did u get the bear'
he said me see tracks me follow tracks me get bear
the third Indian went out and came back with a bear
the American said how did u get the bear
he said me see tracks me follow tracks me get bear
Three days later, the three Indians found the American guy in the hospital,
they asked how did you get in the hospital
he said he sees tracks me follow tracks me get hit by train!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-19 02:55:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I added this girl to my list of contacts to chat , we chatted and stuff she stays in my city and studies next to my college etc .She said i have a nice name , but i did not tell her that she has a nice name. Then she asks me for a pic trade and i told her i dont have any latest pics of me so i sent her a pic of me and a group pic . Not that i look like a monster ...but the next minute after accepting the group pic and declining the other she appears offline to me . What does this mean ? What to do ?

I dont know her well just chatted with her for the first time.

2007-03-19 02:55:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

2007-03-19 02:55:16 · 6 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-19 02:55:13 · 22 answers · asked by BEN M 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

Food, water, weapons, fuel, clothes, shelter, communications devices, books and so forth will be in short supply. Politicians and police will no longer rule the world. Anarchy will ensue. Put supplies away now just in case and learn to fight.

2007-03-19 02:55:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

I know its been reported we've just had the mildest winter since records began -but its blowing a gale here and the snow is melting as the sun breaks through ! March weather eh?

2007-03-19 02:55:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weather

Have you thought about this? can you tell me what you put into them? Did you know that you can reduce the total amount of trash going to the landfill by up to 75% by simply recycling? WOW!!!75% just imagine.

2007-03-19 02:55:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Environment

I had checked my luggage at the airport, ticket in hand, now I'm in the line for the security check.
The guy in front of me says, "Where are you off to this morning?"
I told him my destination was San Francisco and that I'd never been there and was somewhat worried about getting around in my rental car.
He says, "You really have nothing to worry about, they have AIDS on every corner."

2007-03-19 02:55:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

We are staying on N Michigan Ave. We are 2 young women who love the nightlife (over the top clubs and bars) , live music, good food and anything that can hold our attention longer than 15 minutes. We have never visited before. Just want to know what clubs would be good at night and what we should check out during the day. Please do not tell us to go to metromix.com, we have already visited that site and it doesnt really help. I want some actual advice from people who live in Chicago. Thanks!

2007-03-19 02:55:02 · 8 answers · asked by sugarice82 2 in Chicago

i have been having unprotected sex with my boyfriend for nealy 2years nothing has happened when i go to the toilet it all leaks back out but somethimes i miss my period or when i do come on a couple of days after i come off i start bleeding again and have really bad pains. please can some one help

2007-03-19 02:54:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

Is there any risk that you will be found out? Not by your boss looking over your shoulder, but by 'trails' left in your pc history? What would happen if you were discovered?

2007-03-19 02:54:57 · 23 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

"See the girl with the red dress on..."

2007-03-19 02:54:52 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

my grandmather have breast cancer do you thank i have to take the cancer vaccine??

2007-03-19 02:54:49 · 5 answers · asked by ronywaked 1 in Women's Health

2007-03-19 02:54:49 · 10 answers · asked by reginuta 1 in Horoscopes

you know the ones that are evil and are of old like:
Baal, Belzebub, Moloch, Pan, Allah, Legion, Lucifer himself, Shiva, Anu, etc.
Why do they worship these demonic beasts?

2007-03-19 02:54:44 · 15 answers · asked by AntiOccult 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-19 02:54:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

My 10th grade honors English students have been researching different world cultures and must present their information in children's book form, in a way that children will understand. 20% of the grade is style, but that includes appealing to the young audience with storyline AND wording as well as the illustrations.

Many are concerned because they are not artists. I have told them they may recombine images from online, magazines, etc. so the images are their own, but some have asked if they could have others draw pictures for them. I'm considering it, as long as the students also provide a rough sketch of what they want their friends to draw to show the ideas were theirs (plus they have to give credit to the illustrator).

The point is really the research and the writing, and the pictures have more to do with the "publishing" and presentation aspect. So is it fair for them to farm out the illustrating?

See the assignment here: http://wetheteachers.com/files/7221158035571.d

2007-03-19 02:54:31 · 10 answers · asked by Huerter0 3 in Teaching

The stock is split two for one and a $3 per share cash dividend is declared.
(a) what will be the new price of the stock?
(b) If the firm total earning do not change, what is the payout ration before and after the stock split?

2007-03-19 02:54:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing

does holding your breat increase your Heart rate? or not?

2007-03-19 02:54:24 · 2 answers · asked by ABC 4 in Medicine

i love this beautiful talented man. sir elton john? what about bowie?? please agree!

2007-03-19 02:54:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I have two 401K accounts. My current account with my employer had a return last year of 18 percent. The other account from my previous employer had a return last year of only 9 percent. Should I cash in this account and pay off credit card debt?

2007-03-19 02:54:19 · 7 answers · asked by Ethanol Man 1 in Personal Finance

hi
i have this video.i don want to see it. all i wan is to hear the song.so if i convert it directly using a converter will i be able to listen to it?
thanks
tutu

2007-03-19 02:54:14 · 2 answers · asked by Remo 1 in Music & Music Players

if i want to create a warrior and wizard and go trought story and all..level up and stuff

2007-03-19 02:54:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

This is a question my friend asked that's really got me thinking. Is there a scientific reason why there is a bad taste in your mouth after you take naps during the daytime? I know it's not just a few people and I can actually relate with a lot of people. Does anyone know the answer.

2007-03-19 02:54:10 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

2007-03-19 02:54:08 · 17 answers · asked by SOJLO 3 in Primary & Secondary Education

I lived in spain and you could buy them everywhere but i cant find them in the UK, Which supermakers have you seen them in.. please help ..Before i eat my own hands...

2007-03-19 02:54:02 · 3 answers · asked by dreams 6 in Other - Food & Drink

i keep getting websites beginning with CiD: then the title of what is ,ie poker, debt solutions, creditcards, british airways and more,does anyone know how to get rid of these unwanted nasties pleaseplease.the moment i have gone on a websit of my choice the above interferes with my viewing, shazza

2007-03-19 02:53:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

If so, what did you both think about that?

2007-03-19 02:53:58 · 6 answers · asked by David R 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-19 02:53:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Others in line don't appreciate it yet they continue to stand behind me. Why don't they just go to another lane. Sometimes, I want to have a little privacy when I am having a conversation because some things are not meant for everyone to hear. And if I am having a great conversation, why am I rushed? If the cashier didn't want to talk, she shouldn't have started the conversation with "Hi, How are doing".

2007-03-19 02:53:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette