A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
2007-03-19 02:55:16 · 6 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow, can u say NERD!
2007-03-19 04:05:47 · answer #1 · answered by Remnant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Cute. 8/10!
2007-03-19 03:00:12 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
detrimental frog and princess....roflmao:):) i'm happy to entice close the frog did no longer could struggle through from poisonous methane gasoline fumes being interior that pocket:):) roflmao:):) a celeb you've from me:) thanks, Rags37:):)
2016-11-26 22:14:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
xx
2007-03-19 03:09:56 · answer #4 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was good!
2007-03-19 02:59:44 · answer #5 · answered by EDENSILK 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one :)
2007-03-19 03:28:24 · answer #6 · answered by phllipe b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋