All categories - 19 March 2007

Paddy calls to see his mate Murphy who has broken his leg. Murphy says me feet are freezing could you run upstairs and get my slippers.
No bother says Paddy and runs up the stairs and sees Murphy's two stunning nineteen year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
Hello girls your dad sent me up to sh*g the two of you.
F**k off you liar they said, I'll prove it says Paddy, so he shouts down the stairs 'both of them Murphy?'
Of course you idiot what's the use of f**king one of them!!

2007-03-19 02:58:27 · 13 answers · asked by aeb 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-19 02:58:25 · 11 answers · asked by photographer 2 in Philosophy

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words
Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

2007-03-19 02:58:20 · 9 answers · asked by CROSS-EYED PENGUIN 4 in Words & Wordplay

He originally went to the doctor as his mood has changed dramatically over the past 8-10 months. His sex drive has disappeared although he does manage to maintain erections. He is suffering from depression. Has extreme mood swings. The doctor perscribed Lexapro originally and since we found out the blood test results talked about putting him on testosterone replacement. Hubby refused this. He is under the impression this was just to improve sexual function. I researched a little on the internet but would love any feedback from any men with same experience. He is only 30. It is my belief hormone replacement may help in many other areas other than increased libedo. I am also concerned about the high blood sugar. I had read on the internet that low testosterone and high blood sugar were both at risk factors for diabetes. My husband seems to think its really not that big of a deal except that it now explains why his sex drive has disappeared. Thanks for your time.

2007-03-19 02:58:17 · 3 answers · asked by Mum3grls 3 in Men's Health

I would also like to know how much carbon I put into the air on a flight between x and y. The locations don't matter, but It would be good to have distance for reference. Also, any articles or references you could provide would be great. Thanks in advance!

2007-03-19 02:58:15 · 4 answers · asked by Raalnan5 2 in Environment

example. say iwas supposed to hhave my period on the 7th and i had sex on the 4th i still havnt had my period is it possible that i could be pregnant

2007-03-19 02:58:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2007-03-19 02:58:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

I am 19 and this guy is 21. This guy and I have been going out on dates for the past few weeks or so. Everything is really great and he is incredibly nice and very much a gentleman. We are about ready to make it official that we are together as a couple. But a couple things have been bothering me about actually getting into a relationship with him: He is Catholic (which isn't an issue, but I am Presbyterian and our views will differ, especially in the long run), I like the boy, but I am also a little bit stuck on my former high school crush from a few years back--really trying to get over him, and finally he doesn't have a car (he can drive any everything, yet we just live in the dorms at college so he really doesn't need one too much, but I would kind of like not to drive all the time)...lastly, he is a little clingy..
These probably seem like minimal issues, but these could eventually affect our relationship. I don't know, he is so nice and caring, I just don't know what to do!

2007-03-19 02:57:50 · 12 answers · asked by Camelot 2 in Singles & Dating

He got arrested for smuggling small arms

2007-03-19 02:57:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

please answer

2007-03-19 02:57:49 · 16 answers · asked by Holy Joe 2 in Video & Online Games

What do you think needs to change, to make your life better?

2007-03-19 02:57:49 · 9 answers · asked by D W 4 in Philosophy

ray quins number bloody one so wheres the girl with the amazing voice disppeared too?

2007-03-19 02:57:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Where is their PROOF???
Faith is something you have when you DON'T have proof!
Blind faith (believing in a religion) is WASTED energy, time, effort!

PROVE your beliefs - oh Wasted believers - BEFORE you start trying to shove your BS down our throats!

2007-03-19 02:57:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

im 16 and i have my belly pierced

2007-03-19 02:57:42 · 6 answers · asked by prettyeyez19 1 in Fashion & Accessories

I have recently been sent a Home Hub and I wondered if I can share files, I have tried severe suggestions but they have not worked. I am also wanting to network a HP Deskjet 5740 by connecting it to the Home Hub.

Can anyone please help,

Cheers

2007-03-19 02:57:39 · 1 answers · asked by ned 1 in Other - Computers

Don is a former graduate of St. Francis School and he (is/was) found of good moral character. Please explain why is or was is the correct one. Thanks.

2007-03-19 02:57:35 · 8 answers · asked by sakura-chan 1 in Homework Help

You should if you haven't yet!! Its a guy flick, but there are so many hotties in this movie, it will be well worth your time. I still am wondering if those guys were seiously that ripped or if it was some kind of special effect!!LOL

2007-03-19 02:57:29 · 6 answers · asked by jj867_5309 1 in Movies

Going to vegas and want to place some futures bets, if I win, how long to I have to cash the ticket?

2007-03-19 02:57:26 · 7 answers · asked by Wondering???? 1 in Las Vegas

i have a bad stomach ache, i feel nausea.. sometimes some pain.
should you eat when you have these symptoms.. if so, like what kind of foods?
is there any particular way to get rid of it?

2007-03-19 02:57:24 · 4 answers · asked by brooke 1 in Other - Health

No one said, it had to be a [male].

2007-03-19 02:57:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

That only left handed people are in their right minds?

2007-03-19 02:57:17 · 23 answers · asked by Moon Man 5 in Polls & Surveys

All the punctuation is missing in the following sentences. Can you help me to complete it?.

I want to be an athlete I'm going to go on a special course in the summer.

The sun shone through a milky haze it was still too cold for me
Straining my eyes in the fog I could see the hut I wondered if we could reach it before darkness.

I liked the one with pink ears the one which had a patch on its eye both the ones with black spots and wiskers and the one with the fluffiest tail.

I want you to investigate how the people in the rainforest live what their houses are like what they eat what they wear what sorts of technology they have and what medicines they use.

the following sentences i have to insert either a semicolon or a colon.
I was quite amazed there was money all over the path.
The sun was blazing down there wasn't a cloud to be seen.
I want to be an astronaut I think it would be very exciting.
I decided i would go it would be better than staying indoors.

2007-03-19 02:57:17 · 9 answers · asked by deeblog 2 in Homework Help

are there any pregnant teens here? cuz if there are i really need to speak to one, im almost sixteen years old...

2007-03-19 02:57:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

2007-03-19 02:57:15 · 4 answers · asked by Sarah N 1 in Trying to Conceive

I was 32 weeks last week and when they measured she said I was measuring 35 my last baby was born at 38 weeks and he weighed 9lbs 2oz and it was not a very good experience and now I'm scared to death that this one will be just as large if not larger I wont be getting an ultrasound for 2 weeks and I feel alot of pressure in my vagina like I did with the last one do you think he'll be large or is it possible for him to be smaller or do they just keep getting bigger sorry just very worried.

2007-03-19 02:57:13 · 2 answers · asked by fluttergirl2004 5 in Pregnancy

2007-03-19 02:57:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

that made the song more meaningful than ever?

I've always thought Bonnie Raitt had a beautiful style and moving voice, with fun yet poignant songs... and I'd felt and identified with "Not the Only One" since I bought that album. I just never knew who "my guy" was from the song.
That is until I met my husband, and the very next time I heard this song, I just started crying, because here he was - live and in person, no longer just my imagined hero in her song.
To this day my eyes get misty and I hold his hand when I hear it on the airwaves, and I wish I could thank Bonnie personally. The gospel touch at the end makes the tears fall everytime.

Has this ever happened to you? What song? What defining moment was it for you?

Thanks for sharing...

2007-03-19 02:57:08 · 4 answers · asked by sagebella 5 in Polls & Surveys

with regret.

2007-03-19 02:57:07 · 16 answers · asked by Yellowstonedogs 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm just doing a survey for my own personal reference, all I ask is that rhetoric be kept to a minimum.

1. Do you identify yourself with any particular party? If yes, who and why? If no, how do you describe your views?

2. Would you take the the time to listen to a candidate who you have not agreed with in the past?

3. Have you ever changed your mind based on speaking with someone who does not agree with you?

4. Do you feel it is wise or unwise to vote a straight party ticket? Why or why not?

Thanks for bearing with me, I look forward to the responses, to see if I am correct in my estimation.

2007-03-19 02:57:06 · 8 answers · asked by Political Enigma 6 in Politics