Paddy calls to see his mate Murphy who has broken his leg. Murphy says me feet are freezing could you run upstairs and get my slippers.
No bother says Paddy and runs up the stairs and sees Murphy's two stunning nineteen year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
Hello girls your dad sent me up to sh*g the two of you.
F**k off you liar they said, I'll prove it says Paddy, so he shouts down the stairs 'both of them Murphy?'
Of course you idiot what's the use of f**king one of them!!
2007-03-19 02:58:27 · 13 answers · asked by aeb 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-03-19 03:00:47 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ending is often....... . A lad status there says "hi i'm Tucker" "There´s a lad right here to get suggestion on a thank you to alter his call!!" Murphy shouts upstairs. greater civilised don´t you think of.
2016-12-19 08:48:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao
2007-03-19 03:21:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one have you stolen chriscuddles book as he is not around lately
2007-03-19 04:56:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke must get my a## over to Ireland again
2007-03-19 03:49:16 · answer #5 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had that as a text message the other day, i laughed then and i laughed today.
thanks.
xxx
2007-03-19 03:55:43 · answer #6 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ☺
2007-03-19 04:25:24 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha love it
2007-03-19 03:14:26 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! nice one!
2007-03-19 03:02:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anton M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol not bad
2007-03-19 03:01:13 · answer #10 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋