All categories - 18 March 2007

2007-03-18 00:59:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

an essex woman goes down to the social to claim some money, she takes a seat at a desk and starts to awnser some questions when the man in front of her askes
"so how many children do you have?"
"ten" she replies
"oh my" he says "and what are there names"?
"wayne wayne wayne wayne wayne wayne wayne wayne wayne & wayne"
"good god" says the man "that must get terribly confusing"
to which she replies "not at all it is a great help for example when i want them to go to bed all i have to say is wayne go to bed and they all go, and visa versa when it comes to dinner time i only have to say one name"
"oh i see" he says "but what do you do when you want to talk to them individually"?
"that is easy" she says
"i just call them by there surname" LOL

2007-03-18 00:58:59 · 31 answers · asked by john d 2 in Jokes & Riddles

long run? Or will you just wait and be in one if you're really confident itll work out?

2007-03-18 00:58:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

i have a toshiba lap top, how do i save all my information eg business stuff/desktop onto something else incase my computer conks out or i spill tea over it thanks

2007-03-18 00:58:19 · 11 answers · asked by pongming 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

Gcse pe course work. to do with exercise

2007-03-18 00:58:11 · 3 answers · asked by Lisa-Marie R 1 in Other - Sports

tell soon.(before they get over.)

2007-03-18 00:58:11 · 5 answers · asked by 88 1 in Careers & Employment

is he just paying them lip service for their votes. What has he really done for them? There was the stem cell deal. Anything else?

2007-03-18 00:58:09 · 10 answers · asked by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 in Religion & Spirituality

and the united states and i dont have a lot of money and i really need help

2007-03-18 00:58:06 · 7 answers · asked by lee77dt 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Mark 26,27 is it absolute,in earth and in heaven as we are in the world but not of the world ,is Gods kingdom in the world but not of the world

2007-03-18 00:58:04 · 10 answers · asked by loveChrist 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-18 00:58:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

how many do you think are made up. Some are so far fetched. I just read one where a mum wrote in about her 3 yr old saying he was having difficulties peeing and was in pain. Surely no-one wrote that in, I would just take him striaght down the doctors. I think they must just be written for information some times.

2007-03-18 00:58:01 · 8 answers · asked by emily_jane2379 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 00:58:00 · 4 answers · asked by kamalpappu 1 in Small Business

Why they aren't cobe,cone or ...?
Give me good reason.

2007-03-18 00:57:44 · 5 answers · asked by mehrdad 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

if u really r persians then tell me the meaning of-
man shomma doos daurame

2007-03-18 00:57:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

Tomorrow is my friend's presentation who has fear to speaking in front of so many people?How can i help? My friend has never given any kind of presentations before, also my friend stammer sometimes,now what can i do?

2007-03-18 00:57:35 · 11 answers · asked by jiya d 2 in Psychology

When I refer a true American, I mean do you support the USA or do you just complain about everything the country does in the world?

While it is true that the USA is not a perfect country, no country or person is, do you see the US as a generous and sympathetic country to people who need help?

Do you love the USA? If not, would you rather live in a another country and under a different government?

Are you thankful that the USA has a capable Armed Forces to protect it from foreign and domestic enemies?

Why do so many people in the USA hate their own country?

There is more than one question here but I am trying to find out why so many people living in the first and most progressive democratic society in the world would resent it so much or what about it do they resent? Most people around the world would pay anything they could just to live there? And alot of the people who live there seem to hate it, why?

2007-03-18 00:57:31 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-03-18 00:57:30 · 1 answers · asked by chen- 1 in Other - Education

my girl wants to give her space,is it wrong to call her?its been a month,should i go after her to show her i love her?how long should i give her?

2007-03-18 00:57:25 · 10 answers · asked by rodolfo 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

yesterday he woke up with diarreaha but still was in a GREAT mood (playing running around everything) around 6pm he started throwing up and wouldnt even drink anything, he woke up every 30-454 minutes throwing up eventually just dry heaving cause he stopped eating. we desperately tried to get him to drink but then he fell asleep no throwup from 11 pm-6am when he was drinking like a camel! he wouldnt drink too much water so i ended up giving him his juice (which i was worried would make him sick) and it did he ended up throwing up after guzzling the juice. However he still wants to drink and has been drinking hhis juice for the past 20 mins without throwing up. my question is since the symptoms are so close and its a sunday how do i know if this is something that should be treated by a dr or something that looks soon to be over like a 24 hour virus? anyone know? hes not upset right now hes just very content watching cartoons but who knows if hell start throwing up again?

2007-03-18 00:56:46 · 9 answers · asked by toolate 3 in Newborn & Baby

im 17 and i live at home. my mum and dad wont let me sleep at my boyfriends hiuse. if i go outto his they will pick me u at like 2am just so i dont sleep over its horrible, why are they doing this and how can i make them stop?

2007-03-18 00:56:37 · 29 answers · asked by wiseyellowplum 2 in Family

i was at a party and it was my first time drinking and i went all out. in about 3 hours i consumed about 5oz of bacardi mixed with coke, 2 beers, 2 straight shots of vodka, and a straight shot of whisky. when i got home i could barely walk and kept falling and hitting the wall in the hall. i took a shower (layed in the tub and ran cold water) then layed on the couch and watched tv. then i passed out and 8 hours later i woke up in the hospital. Even after 8 hours my blood alcohol was .18. What i want to know is it normal that i remember everything so clearly. as soon as i woke up in the hospital i knew exactly why i was there and i can remember everything clearly from when i got home to when i passed out. i remember what i watched on tv and what happened and when i got home i knew i need to take a shower and have some tylonol. just thought it was strange because everyone i know who gets drunk says that they cant remember anything

2007-03-18 00:56:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

it is in my bathroom

2007-03-18 00:56:28 · 3 answers · asked by maryke g 1 in Other - Home & Garden

now you have that number, add the two digits together, now minus that number from the number you first thought of, and tell me where it falls between ... for example 10 and 20 or 20 and 30 or 60 70 etc etc.
Dont tell me your answer, I will post what number you are left with.

2007-03-18 00:56:03 · 18 answers · asked by looby 6 in Mathematics

Is it safe for a person(couple) having High Blood Pressure to have any type of arousal or sexual intercourse freely? Please advice.

2007-03-18 00:55:56 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-03-18 00:55:56 · 4 answers · asked by kamalpappu 1 in Small Business

i wold like to know some good techno DJ's

2007-03-18 00:55:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-18 00:55:43 · 6 answers · asked by Miss Lady Clairol 1 in Diet & Fitness

Triple H Was Taken Out Of Action Months Ago.

2007-03-18 00:55:41 · 18 answers · asked by Seismic 1 in Wrestling

Billy Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant. Then last year, you told me to go to the Bahamas, I went to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again."
Lester says, "So what you gonna do different this year?"
Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me..."

2007-03-18 00:55:31 · 13 answers · asked by JACK 1 in Jokes & Riddles