Billy Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant. Then last year, you told me to go to the Bahamas, I went to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again."
Lester says, "So what you gonna do different this year?"
Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me..."
2007-03-18 00:55:31 · 13 answers · asked by JACK 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it made me smile...keep posting more.
2007-03-18 01:10:11 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one... But again one concerning women being unfaithful..... Why aren't there any of those concerning men??? Unfair........ LóL =))
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
2007-03-18 08:17:40 · answer #2 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude nice way 2 crack a PJ!
2007-03-18 07:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by nicky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked it....can you believe the stupid answers. How could anyone call you racist from this. They can just (_x_) for me.
2007-03-18 08:08:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was a little funny.
2007-03-18 08:04:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's okay...but not really funny.
2007-03-18 09:04:12 · answer #6 · answered by Scippio of Light 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny.
2007-03-18 08:30:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-03-18 08:07:36 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not really funny
2007-03-18 07:59:35 · answer #9 · answered by cass1313 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
to be honest your boring
2007-03-18 08:01:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋