an essex woman goes down to the social to claim some money, she takes a seat at a desk and starts to awnser some questions when the man in front of her askes
"so how many children do you have?"
"ten" she replies
"oh my" he says "and what are there names"?
"wayne wayne wayne wayne wayne wayne wayne wayne wayne & wayne"
"good god" says the man "that must get terribly confusing"
to which she replies "not at all it is a great help for example when i want them to go to bed all i have to say is wayne go to bed and they all go, and visa versa when it comes to dinner time i only have to say one name"
"oh i see" he says "but what do you do when you want to talk to them individually"?
"that is easy" she says
"i just call them by there surname" LOL
2007-03-18 00:58:59 · 31 answers · asked by john d 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well done John, I like a laugh, and it made me laugh out loud, so dont be put off by the knockers 8 out of 10
2007-03-18 01:12:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before, though I've heard at not about Essex but about Feltham where I live, which has the highest teenage pregnancy rate in the country apparently ... (I'm not a true Felthamite by the way, I just live here now because it's cheap enough to buy property!)
2007-03-18 08:05:53 · answer #2 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is funny, but you might want to drop the Essex girl tag, a little offensive (obviously not to me, being a guy from Hampshire, but still....)
Very funny though, but upsetting to think, there are actually people like that!!
2007-03-18 10:21:34 · answer #3 · answered by Cookie_Monster_UK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one but as an Essex girl I do take offence,can't it be changed to another county for a while.
2007-03-18 08:02:58 · answer #4 · answered by pups 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was funny. but being a Essex girl my self i would just like to say that we are not all like that.
2007-03-18 08:22:49 · answer #5 · answered by nicole t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two out of ten, but I can't see why the poor cows from Essex have to be involved ! ! !
2007-03-18 08:32:24 · answer #6 · answered by Dover Soles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Told it a long time ago except it was a blonde still funny though â¥
2007-03-18 10:16:42 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't that funny; I encourage you to create a better "rib tickler."
2007-03-18 08:04:11 · answer #8 · answered by amin_hosni 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny! Heard it before, but some never get old.
2007-03-18 08:03:14 · answer #9 · answered by gymnastics~is~life 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one star.
2007-03-18 11:32:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋