All categories - 16 March 2007

2007-03-16 21:24:08 · 4 answers · asked by dilip s 1 in India

i was looking for songs on bobdylan.com when i found "denise". insterresting. i recently download the dylan discography so i launch a search for this title. nothing. when i looked what was the first release of "denise" there was not!!! Was it wrong with you people?

2007-03-16 21:24:07 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

If you check out the tray liners at McDonalds (UK) on the back there's "Nutrition Breakdown" of food. In the drinks section, it states that Fanta Orange is not suitable for vegetarians....What could possibly be in an orange drink that makes this so.......?

2007-03-16 21:23:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Vegetarian & Vegan

what did Jesus do that caused the High priest's and the Roman's and some of his own follower to turn against him?
thank you if you can answer

2007-03-16 21:23:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

do you agree with this? what do you do when youve tried reason,threats bribery,reward,talking, shouting,?what do you do when non of that works ?

2007-03-16 21:23:42 · 37 answers · asked by ginger 6 in Grade-Schooler

anybody now from where can i get free internet tv .... :)

2007-03-16 21:23:40 · 2 answers · asked by Hamza Najam 1 in Television

i need instructions to build a simple (non polluting )gravity defying machine that can hold an egg in it over 15 metres n fall to the grund while flying without damaging the egg!

2007-03-16 21:23:37 · 5 answers · asked by emile s 1 in Physics

Preparation For Parenthood Joke

Preparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and decorating the nursery. Here are 12 simple tests for expectant parents to take to prepare themselves for the real-life experience of being a mother or father.



1. Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front. Leave it there for 9 months. After 9 months, take out 10% of the beans. Men: to prepare for paternity, go to the local drugstore, tip the contents of your wallet on the counter, and tell the pharmacist to help himself. Then go to the supermarket. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office. Go home. Pick up the paper. Read it for the last time.



2. Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who are already parents and berate them about their methods of discipline, lack of patience, appallingly low tolerance levels, and how they have allowed their children to run riot. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child's sleeping habits, toilet training, table manners and overall behavior. Enjoy it -- it'll be the last time in your life that you will have all the answers.



3. To discover how the nights will feel, walk around the living room from 5pm to 10pm carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 8-12 lbs. At 10pm put the bag down, set the alarm for midnight, and go to sleep. Get up at 12 and walk around the living room again, with the bag, till 1am. Put the alarm on for 3am. As you can't get back to sleep get up at 2am and make a drink. Go to bed at 2:45am. Get up again at 3am when the alarm goes off. Sing songs in the dark until 4am. Put the alarm on for 5am. Get up. Make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful.



4. Can you stand the mess children make? To find out, smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains. Hide a fish finger behind the stereo and leave it there all summer. Stick your fingers in the flower beds then rub them on the clean walls. Cover the stains with crayons. How does that look?



5. Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems: first buy an octopus and a string bag. Attempt to put the octopus into the string bag so that none of the arms hang out. Time allowed for this: all morning.



6. Take an egg carton. Using a pair of scissors and a pot of paint turn it into an alligator. Now take a toilet tube. Using only scotch tape and a piece of foil, turn it into a Christmas cracker. Last, take a milk container, a ping pong ball, and an empty packet of Coco Pops and make an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower. Congratulations. You have just qualified for a place on the play group committee.



7. Forget the Miata and buy a Taurus. And don't think you can leave it out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don't look like that. Buy a chocolate ice cream bar and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there. Get a quarter. Stick it in the cassette player. Take a family-size packet of chocolate cookies. Mash them down the back seats. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car. There. Perfect.



8. Get ready to go out. Wait outside the toilet for half an hour. Go out the front door. Come in again. Go out. Come back in. Go out again. Walk down the front path. Walk back up it. Walk down it again. Walk very slowly down the road for 5 minutes. Stop to inspect minutely every cigarette end, piece of used chewing gum, dirty tissue and dead insect along the way. Retrace your steps. Scream that you've had as much as you can stand, until the neighbors come out and stare at you. Give up and go back into the house. You are now just about ready to try taking a small child for a walk.



9. Always repeat everything you say at least five times.



10. Go to your local supermarket. Take with you the nearest thing you can find to a pre-school child -- a fully grown goat is excellent. If you intend to have more than one child, take more than one goat. Buy your week's groceries without letting the goats out of your sight. Pay for everything the goats eat or destroy. Until you can easily accomplish this do not even contemplate having children.



11. Hollow out a melon. Make a small hole in the side. Suspend it from the ceiling and swing it from side to side. Now get a bowl of soggy Weetabix and attempt to spoon it into the swaying melon by pretending to be an airplane. Continue until half the Weetabix is gone. Tip the rest into your lap, making sure that a lot of it falls on the floor. You are now ready to feed a 12-month-old baby.



12. Learn the names of every character from Postman Pat, Fireman Sam and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. When you find yourself singing "Postman Pat" at work, you finally qualify as a parent.

2007-03-16 21:23:33 · 10 answers · asked by pups 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-16 21:23:28 · 18 answers · asked by miki 2 in Words & Wordplay

2007-03-16 21:23:20 · 15 answers · asked by Jose R 6 in Other - Politics & Government

i don't think it's bad. i use it to fall asleep and sleep good. if i don't smoke before bed i wake up all pissy andi don't sleep good at all. i'm just curious why some people think it's this horrible drug.

2007-03-16 21:23:19 · 12 answers · asked by Skipper 3 in Other - Health

Interesting historical tie to the fabled Aryan and Persian nations.

2007-03-16 21:23:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

Anyone that has been in the navy can you answer my questions and give some advice about the navy?MY Husband wants to join the US Navy.He wants 2 join to serve our country and at the sametime earn a education. What do you like about the Navy?Do you wish you would have joined another branch such as air force?Any other advice why he should join the navy?

2007-03-16 21:23:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

this song came out in the movie 9 months. it comes out in the beginning and at the end. it starts out like " these are the days, of the endless summer..."

2007-03-16 21:23:11 · 1 answers · asked by Traveling girl 2 in Movies

Please answer in one word only ... this would be the first thing you would want in him ! ... it could be a quality, any physical attribute or anything else that you want ...

2007-03-16 21:23:07 · 14 answers · asked by SD 1 in Singles & Dating

The one who plays the karate instructor, does anyone know this guy's name? I know it's not Jim Gaffigan, he plays one of the students, the tall blond guy with a moustache. Who plays the instructor, and does anyone know if he has a website?

Thanx.

2007-03-16 21:23:00 · 1 answers · asked by Dolores G. Llamas 6 in Television

It must NOT be chocolate, as my mother is allergic to chocolate. She is going out in a minute, so quick as you can and then i can buy the ingredients!
Looking for fruit cakes, etc etc
Thanks!

2007-03-16 21:22:51 · 4 answers · asked by the_black_dance1 4 in Cooking & Recipes

My ex broke up with me 2 1/2 years ago b/c i moved away for college and he wanted me to have fun and enjoy my college life. Now....he continues to text me and tell me he misses me, loves me etc. but refuses to have sex with me (says he has to be good). do you think he sees a future with me? im so confused b/c i still love him so much but just always act friendly with him. from these actions..if he is still saying this to

2007-03-16 21:22:51 · 7 answers · asked by Jasmine 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-16 21:22:50 · 7 answers · asked by Cinnamon 6 in Mythology & Folklore

i have this and as a child suffered urine infections and constipation then as i go older a bit of back ache, but since having my daughter it seems to have cleared my problems up! my daughter now 3 has severe constipation a few urine infections and is always complaining that her knees are hurting, i have been back and forth to the doctors and they fob me off with lactlose and tell me to keep pushing fruit and veg ect witch is very hard as she hates fruit and veg i am still trying tho! does anyone know anything about this and does anyone one else have the same i think she may have this too but am i just worrying over nothing?

2007-03-16 21:22:47 · 3 answers · asked by lillypops 4 in Pregnancy

My 20 days old baby , , We like to give fully breast milk
But some of my friends say , Only breast feeding will not fill the babies stomach very well, give the milk powders also one or two times a day ,

Which is the best opting can give one or two times a day the baby powders

2007-03-16 21:22:47 · 14 answers · asked by Tony 1 in Newborn & Baby

My best friend & me know each other since two years. I have always given soo much of love & affection to her... Helped her and her family in everyway, financially, emotionally.... And never asked for anything in return.. Even though I was crying, I always made her smile... Whenever we fought, I was the one who resolved it.. I always kept my ego aside & said sorry to her even if the fault wasn't mine... She says she loves me but she never takes interest in me. I want her to take interest in me... I want to be important for her... I want that she should also express her feelings for me.. I want that she should be desperate to talk to me.. My doing or not doing anything should affect her.. Please help me.. I'm in a bad condition & I need help... I need guidance... :( What do I do ? Is there anyway I can test her feelings for me? Please help... :(

2007-03-16 21:22:46 · 7 answers · asked by Unforgettable 3 in Friends

2007-03-16 21:22:34 · 10 answers · asked by Alvarez 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2007-03-16 21:22:26 · 4 answers · asked by John S 1 in Mathematics

Please, can anyoneone give me telephone number of Army hospitals in delhi

2007-03-16 21:22:08 · 2 answers · asked by Jatindar Singh 1 in Delhi or NCR

2007-03-16 21:22:01 · 3 answers · asked by texasdebs 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-03-16 21:21:32 · 1 answers · asked by Kamanga 1 in Singles & Dating

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2007-03-16 21:21:31 · 6 answers · asked by Smitha 1 in Security

2007-03-16 21:21:28 · 13 answers · asked by sandras77 4 in Marriage & Divorce

is it good to give children between 3 & 5 years red wine to increase appetite

2007-03-16 21:21:23 · 19 answers · asked by ABRAHAM T 1 in Cooking & Recipes