A posh hotel holds three weddings on the same day and at the end of the night the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days event over a couple of beers.
One questions the other two, "Listen, it's our wedding night and I was wondering - how many times are we expected to... um... you know... Do it".
Eventually, they all decide to retire to their respective wives and see how the night goes, with the idea to meet up the following morning over breakfast to discuss what went on.
Suddenly one of the grooms pipes up, "Hold on lads, we can't discuss our first night marital goings on over the breakfast table with our new wives sat with us."
"No you're right. What we'll do then, is for every piece of toast we order with our breakfast, that'll be the amount times we did it", offers another groom.
They all decide it's an excellent idea and depart.
2007-03-15
23:41:24
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