A posh hotel holds three weddings on the same day and at the end of the night the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days event over a couple of beers.
One questions the other two, "Listen, it's our wedding night and I was wondering - how many times are we expected to... um... you know... Do it".
Eventually, they all decide to retire to their respective wives and see how the night goes, with the idea to meet up the following morning over breakfast to discuss what went on.
Suddenly one of the grooms pipes up, "Hold on lads, we can't discuss our first night marital goings on over the breakfast table with our new wives sat with us."
"No you're right. What we'll do then, is for every piece of toast we order with our breakfast, that'll be the amount times we did it", offers another groom.
They all decide it's an excellent idea and depart.
2007-03-15 23:41:24 · 19 answers · asked by Louis Junior. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The next day in the hotel dining room, the grooms are all looking a
bit dishevelled, but that's nothing compared to the brides, who can
barely stagger across the room to their tables. The waitress comes up to
the first groom to take his order "Hello, I'll have the full English
breakfast with THREE pieces of toast please".
The other two grooms smile at him and raise a glass of fresh orange in a toast to his fantastic prowess. The waitress moves to the second couple, and the groom orders, "I too shall have the full English breakfast, but could I have FOUR pieces of toast"
The waitress gets to the last groom "I shall also have the full English breakfast please, yet I shall have..." he takes a deep breath "SEVEN, yes SEVEN PIECES OF TOAST" he calls for everyone's benefit whilst giving a big cheesy grin to his two wedding mates, who stare at him in disbelief at the thought how raw his old chap must be.
2007-03-15 23:44:56 · update #1
"Seven pieces of toast sir?" queries the waitress.
"Why, that's an awful lot"
"Yes indeed young lady, seven pieces of toast it is." She writes down his order and turns away, but before she can leave,
the groom calls after her again.
"And by the way love, can you make two of those brown!"
2007-03-15 23:46:57 · update #2
Sorry it took such a long time to post the whole joke, my boss came and asked me a question so had to close down for a minute! For all you people who don't get it, you are very innocent and far be it from me to corrupt your minds!
2007-03-16 00:13:23 · update #3
I'll have a pint of whatever Seafish is drinking. Loony!!!
2007-03-16 00:25:18 · update #4
very funny indeed, i laffed till i cried.
2007-03-16 01:10:07 · answer #1 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha I got that straight away youse people the two brown pieces of toast are the other to wives thats a nice one 10/10
2007-03-16 07:04:33 · answer #2 · answered by That guy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Now ,is this really so ,you kinda sound similar to another man's question in regards of a penile adjustment that which I am sure he will get if he is around a good woman, although just maybe he will not like this adjustment to well !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-16 06:50:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got it straight away too, I must have a filthy mind!!
2007-03-16 06:52:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you copy paste so slow!
and it's a pretty weak joke for the length!
2007-03-16 06:46:56 · answer #5 · answered by Ni 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmm...
2007-03-16 06:55:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wheres the rest of your joke?
if thats it,then i didn't get it.
xxx
2007-03-16 06:45:49 · answer #7 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooh I do like!
2007-03-16 07:48:30 · answer #8 · answered by natasha * 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa i got it straight away :)
2007-03-16 06:51:06 · answer #9 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL That's a shitty joke!
2007-03-16 08:34:52 · answer #10 · answered by Curious George 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋