All categories - 11 March 2007

With the number of Mexicanos coming into our country and settling mosly in the southwestern US states, it is inevitable that they will want to form their own country, or align with Mexico. President Bush, John McCain, and Ted Kennedy are doing all that they can to give this country away to Mexico. Will our country last in its present form until the end of this century? I doubt it. What is your opinion? http://www.numbersusa.com

2007-03-11 03:32:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.

Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."

Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

2007-03-11 03:32:29 · 14 answers · asked by quilm 3 in Jokes & Riddles

The Southern Preacher rose with an angry face and said, "Someone in this congregation has spread a vicious rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan! I am embarrassed, and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand up and ask forgiveness from the Father, and this Christian family".
No one moved.
The Preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven, and in your heart you will feel Glory! Now stand, and confess your transgression"!
Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous Blonde with a body that would stop traffic, rose from the third pew.
Her head was bowed, and her voice quivered, as she spoke. "Reverend, I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a "Wizard Beneath the Sheets"!

2007-03-11 03:32:26 · 10 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Jokes & Riddles

if a man says that to a woman..

2007-03-11 03:32:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I am from a close hindu family and though I am still young, I find that I have no belief in close to any aspects of hinduism. I find I have to pray to these Gods like Shiva, Vishnu, extc. and listen to improbable stories from the Ramyana like flying monkeys lifting a mountain. (Sorry if I got that one wrong and sound disrespectful, I read it a while back.) But I question if they are even real or just myths/legends from long ago made up. Infact I I am sure that I can believe in no God without evidence. I am not saying there is no god(s) or there is God(s) I truly feel that I am an agnostic at heart. My parents probably would shrug or be like "That's fine." but the rest of my relatives are very religious and would probably be hurt to know that deep inside, I can't believe. How can I tell them and keep the peace without ruining the relationship? But it is so hard for me to listen to these prayers and pray when I feel nothing but disbelief. Am I being selfish and wrong want to breakaway?

2007-03-11 03:32:25 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Religion & Spirituality

thank you guys in advance=) websites would be useful....testimonials are welcome...

2007-03-11 03:32:06 · 1 answers · asked by three_sixty 2 in Biology

its awful cold this morning

2007-03-11 03:32:05 · 3 answers · asked by spongebobri 4 in Polls & Surveys

I used to have Windows ME on this pc and I had 256mb of memory but now I have windows 2000 pro on it. I was told ME could only utilize the 256mb but I have one axpansion slot left where I can add some more memory and I wanted to know if Windows 2000 Pro would gain anything from the extra memory.
Also, is there any such thing as an expansion slot adapter to where you can add two memory sticks in one slot? Just curious about that one. they make adapters for everything else it seems.

2007-03-11 03:32:01 · 2 answers · asked by Stever 2 in Other - Hardware

Whenever you post a riddle or joke, isn't it annoying when somebody answers:

-2 points!
-That's been on here before!
-Not funny. Don't give up your day job.
-Or if they say "That's racist!" When the joke clearly has nothing to do with race.

Don't you find that annoying?

2007-03-11 03:31:59 · 10 answers · asked by Ace 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Last heard of 1951 residing 79. Awson Street, Foleshill,
Coventry age 22, years old Friends Margaret & Hellen
Connroy living in Awson St.

2007-03-11 03:31:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-03-11 03:31:57 · 11 answers · asked by Lil'Mama 2 in Newborn & Baby

2007-03-11 03:31:55 · 10 answers · asked by Nicki M 2 in Aircraft

I was advised to take these tablets to increase my milk supply. Did it work for you? any side affects?

2007-03-11 03:31:49 · 6 answers · asked by mintymoon 2 in Newborn & Baby

I was wondering if anyone could tell me what kind of jobs women could have with the rodeo. I'm not a barrel racer, so I'm looking for something else I could do.

2007-03-11 03:31:48 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment

My Father and I both went on to Amazon.com and bought a T-Mobile family plan and got two RAZR's. Everything seems pretty easy to understand, the only question I have is.. Will the phones come with chargers?

2007-03-11 03:31:40 · 6 answers · asked by peace_is_forreal 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation escape by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some outrageous shorts, shirts and sandals. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually; then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they we're priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you saw them. Once again, in their new attire, they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, this time topless with just a thong bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, she said, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," and started to walk away.

One of the Priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young lady." Yes, Father?", she said. We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests dressed as we are?"

"Father, it's me, Sister Margaret”

2007-03-11 03:31:29 · 7 answers · asked by Kil B 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-11 03:31:26 · 17 answers · asked by smdlnd 1 in Pregnancy

showers do you take a day

2007-03-11 03:31:25 · 16 answers · asked by yup 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 03:31:23 · 11 answers · asked by ^MomentaryInsanity^ 3 in Music

POKER FACE?
Why do you use it for?

2007-03-11 03:31:22 · 14 answers · asked by NoxecA 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 03:31:18 · 8 answers · asked by Zefram 2 in Psychology

No matter what happens, she has got his back.

2007-03-11 03:31:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

I am looking for plants that are 3 to 5 ft tall. As the fence is in the back of the yard, during heavy rain this area becomes filled with water. There is mixed sun and shade in the area. I live in St. Louis, Missouri.

2007-03-11 03:31:06 · 6 answers · asked by Colleen stl 1 in Garden & Landscape

Or will I have to dial in?

2007-03-11 03:31:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-11 03:30:57 · 9 answers · asked by AZN_4_EVA 4 in Football (American)

"SPREAD"

2007-03-11 03:30:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know one but you can tell me more....

There were 3 girls at the top of a cliff.
One was brunette, One was a Redhead, and one was Blonde.
A Genie apeared on the clliff. He said "When you jump off that cliff you must say a word and whatever word you say is what you land in." The Brunette was first so she jumped off and said "Pillows!" and she landed in Pillows. The Redhead was up next and when she jumped off the cliff she said "Fluffy Mattresses!!!" and she landed in Mattresses. the Blonde was up next and as she was about to jump off the cliff she tripped off a rock and said "OH CRAP!!!!"...and she landed in crap.

2007-03-11 03:30:51 · 8 answers · asked by Aly 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I just broke up with my boyfriend after 2 years. He was my first love, but for some reason as hard I as tried, we just didn't work out. We might have worked out right now, but in the long run, we both knew it probably wouldnt work. It has only been 2 days, and I can't stop thinking about him! I want to call him, or go see him..and say "I am sorry, lets get back together. I was wrong, and I love you." Is this normal? I want him back in my arms but deep down know its not right. I know I have to get over this...but it's so hard. How long does it take to get over someone? Will I ever be that comfortable with someone else again?

2007-03-11 03:30:50 · 13 answers · asked by Vogue143 1 in Singles & Dating

I mean the phones which Nokia is not releasing now.

2007-03-11 03:30:49 · 5 answers · asked by Kiran A 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

sat in my local & heard a group of youg people with kids cursing & swearing in front of kids just about 5 or 6 year old.you then wonder what the kids will grow up like.

2007-03-11 03:30:46 · 45 answers · asked by happy chappy 5 in Etiquette