Does anyone know some Blonde jokes?

Question

I know one but you can tell me more....

There were 3 girls at the top of a cliff.
One was brunette, One was a Redhead, and one was Blonde.
A Genie apeared on the clliff. He said "When you jump off that cliff you must say a word and whatever word you say is what you land in." The Brunette was first so she jumped off and said "Pillows!" and she landed in Pillows. The Redhead was up next and when she jumped off the cliff she said "Fluffy Mattresses!!!" and she landed in Mattresses. the Blonde was up next and as she was about to jump off the cliff she tripped off a rock and said "OH CRAP!!!!"...and she landed in crap.

Answer 1

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a river. Blonde #1 says
" How do I get to the other side? ", blonde #2 says " You ARE
on the other side. "


;-0

Answer 2

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to the house, rings the bell and the owner comes to the door.
He asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of her situation, that she is down on her luck and wants to know if he has any odd jobs that she could do. The man thinks about it for a second and then remembers that he has been wanting his porch painted. He asks the blonde if she paints?
The blonde says, "Sure anything."
"Well, I've been wanting my porch painted, how much would you charge?" the man replies.
"I don't know, say $50 bucks."
"Sounds good. Go ahead and get started." He closes the door and walks back inside.
His wife asks him, "Who was at the door?" He tells her of the blonde and her situation and then told his wife that the blonde agreed to paint the porch for $50 bucks.
The astonished wife says, "$50 bucks, but that porch goes the full length of our house and then some. It will be at least a few hours job. You really should pay her more."
"But that's all she said she wanted, and anyway she's a dumb blonde!"
10 minutes later, they get a knock on the door. The man answers the door and the blone stands there and says, "All done."
With a surprised look on his face, "I can't believe it, you're already done painting the entire porch."
"Yes, and by the way it's not a porch it's a Ferrari."


There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"
"Sure," said the sheep herder. So, she sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied "382". "Wow!" said the herder.
"That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home." So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Then, the herder said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".
"What is it?" queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 3

There was three girls on top of a tall building. One was brunette,one was Redhead, and one was blonde. A wizard appeared in front of them. He said " When you jump off this building you have to think fast and say a word that will help yo land or get away. The brunette was first so she said "fly!" and she flew and landed perfect. The Redhead was next so she said "trampoline!"and she landed on a trampoline. The blonde was walking towards the edge and she tripped over a a fan and said " Oh fish sticks!!!!"......and she landed on fish sticks.

Answer 4

i think ive heard that one b4 but its ok...heres two i have to share:

-A beautiful young blonde woman was appearing in court to face a
public disorder charge. When her name was called out in the
court foyer, she brushed her hair, checked her make-up, took
a deep breath, and walked into the court and took to the
witness stand.

The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded.

"Not guilty," the blonde answered emphatically.

The prosecutor then approached the blonde and said,
"Is it true that on the 11th of December last year you
committed acts of gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf
who was waving a union jack on the roof of a car, whilst
travelling at over 100 mph through the centre of London in a
blizzard and you were totally nude?"

The blonde composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution
council and calmly said, "What was the date again?"

-A blonde goes over to her friends' house wearing a T.G.I.F.
tee-shirt.

"Why are you wearing a 'Thank God it's Friday' tee- shirt on
Monday?"

"Oh no!" the blonde says, "I thought it meant:
'**** Go In Front.

Answer 5

I once knew a blonde that asked for a price check at the dollar store!

Answer 6

lol thats funny. i heard one that goes something like this:
a brunette goes to the docter and say "help! wherever i touch myself it hurts!" she demonstrates by poking her arm and gasping in pain. next she pokes her stomac and again gasps in pain. the docter thinks for a second, then says "are you really a blonde?" she says yes, she just died her hair. the doctor nodds and says "you've got a broken finger"
^_^

Answer 7

You can find a ton of them at www.lol.com . They're kinda lame though.

Answer 8

ha ha!