The Southern Preacher rose with an angry face and said, "Someone in this congregation has spread a vicious rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan! I am embarrassed, and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand up and ask forgiveness from the Father, and this Christian family".
No one moved.
The Preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven, and in your heart you will feel Glory! Now stand, and confess your transgression"!
Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous Blonde with a body that would stop traffic, rose from the third pew.
Her head was bowed, and her voice quivered, as she spoke. "Reverend, I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a "Wizard Beneath the Sheets"!
2007-03-11 03:32:26 · 10 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ah ha ha!!! so funny it gets **** in my book
2007-03-11 03:38:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is just a normal Dirty Old Man, under the sheets!!
2007-03-12 22:09:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
awesome, star
2007-03-11 11:26:27 · answer #3 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe, that's a good one.
2007-03-11 11:09:44 · answer #4 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea in this case
2007-03-13 21:41:44 · answer #5 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome and funny.........10/10....thank you
2007-03-11 10:41:11 · answer #6 · answered by I see dumb people 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-11 10:39:10 · answer #7 · answered by tweedledee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great one
2007-03-11 21:16:14 · answer #8 · answered by 123456714 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
busted,star
2007-03-11 10:38:37 · answer #9 · answered by cookie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Huh, sorry don't understand, remeber please tell me your secret!
Have a good evening and please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
2007-03-12 12:37:49 · answer #10 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋