Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
2007-03-11 03:32:29 · 14 answers · asked by quilm 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams,
"OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE F@CKING DISHES!!"
2007-03-11 03:32:52 · update #1
LOL. LOL.
Naughty, naughty! LOL.
Have a great Sunday!
2007-03-11 06:03:04 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was a great joke. Well worth telling. Thanx for the laugh.
2007-03-11 10:49:33 · answer #2 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a great joke
2007-03-11 12:33:26 · answer #3 · answered by bonnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one!! hehe. I gotta copy and paste it and send it to my mates in an email!
thanks!
2007-03-11 10:38:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm still laughing.I thought that was so funny I had to e-mail it to some friends.
2007-03-11 10:48:05 · answer #5 · answered by Tim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-03-11 10:40:02 · answer #6 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lol very funny
2007-03-11 13:26:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a very funny joke and thanks I needed a good laugh.
2007-03-11 10:41:14 · answer #8 · answered by Ashley F.M. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good on hehehehehe
2007-03-11 11:27:43 · answer #9 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-11 10:58:44 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋