All categories - 11 March 2007

No offense pls i love my country with all the negatives in it!
but most of us here hate their government .. that is the idea!

The Egyptian Police, the FBI, and the CIA, each trying to prove
they are the best at apprehending criminals..... So President
Mubarak decided to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and asked them to catch it.

The CIA goes in.

They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question
all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigations, the CIA concluded that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.

After two weeks with no leads, the FBI burns the forest, killing
everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.

The Egyptian Police goes in.

They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit! I'm a
God damn rabbit !

2007-03-11 09:20:43 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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SUVs with good gas mileage?

I live in rural WY, so I really need a 4WD or AWD vehicle. But my boyfriend and I drive all over the place and travel a lot, so I also want something that's more economical than my 97' Jeep Grand Cherokee.

I know that Subaru's make good vehicles, but what other SUVs are there that are 4WD and get good gas mileage?

2007-03-11 09:20:42 · 6 answers · asked by ♥Future Mrs. Chandler 4 in Buying & Selling

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Have you ever been in a lighthouse or other different type of building or structure?

Where was it?I have been in lighthouses in Maine, and Mass.

2007-03-11 09:20:41 · 10 answers · asked by nemesis 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Could I be pregnant?

My last period was on Feb. 1st. It was a normal period... I stopped taking my BC pills around the same time... I am usually regular, so now I am about 10 days late. I have had really sore breasts and been really moody, icky, and tired lately. I took a HPT test last monday and it was negative. What do you all think?

2007-03-11 09:20:37 · 4 answers · asked by aprilnicole 2 in Pregnancy

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Can I gain more explosive pace by doing squats and weights? If so how much should I do?

2007-03-11 09:20:27 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

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Why is my chameloen black? He's been dark for over a year...?

when he's asleep he has great color, but when awake, even eating he is very dark. BTW he is a Veiled and a male. Any suggestions on what / If I'm doing something wrong.

2007-03-11 09:20:24 · 2 answers · asked by artorips 2 in Reptiles

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What kind of food can you describe your life?

I would say my life can be described liek a box of chocolates. I never know what to expect

2007-03-11 09:20:12 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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GTA: Vice City? CHEAT CODES?

Is there a cheat code for money $$$ on GTA: Vice City? And what are some other good cheat codes that will help me finish the game?

2007-03-11 09:20:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

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Can anyone help me on a decorating matter?

I need help decorating my living room. My sofa set is dark chocolate and my walls are beige. So far I have no excessories. My home is an open floor plan so I do know that everything need to blend with the dining room kitchen etc. My walls in my dining room are called french red (burgundy). I really need to know what color wood end tables and what color lamps should I get. Also what color curtains and sofa pillows.

2007-03-11 09:20:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

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Tomorrow I want you ALL to go out there & do something good that you have never done before, What will it be?

2007-03-11 09:20:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

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Need help translating I Ching reading.?

I used the coin method. My hexagram (which I cant Idnetifiy) was

1. changing broken line
2. unchanging broken line
3. unchanging broken line
4. unchanging solid line
5. unchanging broken line
6. unchanging broken line

please help!

2007-03-11 09:20:05 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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Is it true that "All human beings make it to heaven, or none of use do?"?

We hold the individual responsible for his or her behavior, but the bases behind that tradition does not hold water when you look at it a little closer.
Mitigating circumstances are considered in the jury selection process after the charges are leveled at the acussed. But that flimsy consideration does not mitigate the fact that people behave in society according to the enivorment they grew up in and and the genitic perdispositions handed to all of us without our consent.
If you are mentally ill, you are mentally ill because of circumstances in your life. For example, trauma victims are subject to a long list of possible symptoms often that naturally occur after the event of trauma. The more trauma a person experiences can lead to multiple symptoms of higher degree. All the mass murders are by definition mental ill. If not then there is no rational bases for human actions.
You have to realize that eating cheese in 1800 has consequences unknown in 1800. Things change as we learn.

2007-03-11 09:20:05 · 9 answers · asked by zclifton2 6 in Religion & Spirituality

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why is the UN anti-semetic?

the un has passed more resolutions against isreal then any other country! thankfully the peaceful and tolerant USA has vetoed all of these but this does not change the fact the UN is unfairly anti-semetic!

2007-03-11 09:20:02 · 13 answers · asked by fiddich59 2 in Other - Politics & Government

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Potato salad?

need a basic recipe for potato salad; i have one for german potato sald and i need one for cold one

2007-03-11 09:20:02 · 14 answers · asked by mole 4 in Cooking & Recipes