No offense pls i love my country with all the negatives in it!
but most of us here hate their government .. that is the idea!
The Egyptian Police, the FBI, and the CIA, each trying to prove
they are the best at apprehending criminals..... So President
Mubarak decided to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and asked them to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question
all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigations, the CIA concluded that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads, the FBI burns the forest, killing
everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
The Egyptian Police goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit! I'm a
God damn rabbit !
2007-03-11 09:20:43 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i have posted more Egyptian jokes of that type before .. check out my history and read them ;)
2007-03-11 09:22:15 · update #1
no Snapdragon i 've never humped a camel , did u?
i go to my college on my African pink elephant , as camels r old transport means and not available nowadays , we use them only as locos to pull the coal trains .. lol , r u trying to be funny?
2007-03-11 11:22:02 · update #2
hihihi hahaha hohohoho herd this joke before but for my country hahaha and it's hilarious
2007-03-11 09:31:15 · answer #1 · answered by kiki 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. 8/10.
2007-03-11 09:33:57 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have said it all with that joke girl!
Just loved it!
Please keep posting them, I want to hear more.
2007-03-12 12:35:53 · answer #3 · answered by sistablu...Maat 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Can you hump a camel, or have they already been humped once of twice?
Q. What do you call a 3 humped camel?
A. Humphree
Q. what do you call a broken camel?
A. Humpity Dumpity
2007-03-11 09:55:12 · answer #4 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
okay okay i like that joke gee no need to get rough
2007-03-11 09:35:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahhh those egyptain jokes can be pretty funny sometimes
2007-03-11 09:27:35 · answer #6 · answered by nice too meet you. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh, harsh.
sounds like NYPD on a black man.
2007-03-11 09:25:39 · answer #7 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-11 09:54:09 · answer #8 · answered by browneyedgirl90 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋