All categories - 10 March 2007

2007-03-10 22:17:17 · 15 answers · asked by Run_For_President 4 in Baseball

2007-03-10 22:17:12 · 4 answers · asked by Johnson Tan 1 in TVs

My managers have came to me and said that someone has been reading my line managers emails on the pc that I use, which I haven't.

In order to log onto the pc's at work you need a unique password and anyone could log onto any pc.

They have said that someone logs on as my line manager, reads his emails and then logs off and the next person to be logged on is me. When I come into work in the morning you can see that last person to be logged on and it always has been me as it is normally only me that uses that particular pc.

It is obvious that someone is logging on as my manager and then also knows my password and logs on as me, clearing themselves from any wrong doing.

Can they sack me for this - it couldve been anyone.

2007-03-10 22:16:57 · 7 answers · asked by psp98765 1 in Careers & Employment

This is my first and is due on March 19th - my birthday. I've heard that it's very unlikely for baby to come on it's E.D.D and wondered how early / late you were.

2007-03-10 22:16:40 · 40 answers · asked by ? 3 in Pregnancy

1. What do you call a chav in a box?

innit.


2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted


3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?

Safe.

4. What do you call a chav on fire?

Blazin'


5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.


6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

The bride.


7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?

It might be your bike.


8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.


9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?

"What you lookin' at?"


10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?

Paint go-faster stripes on it.


11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?

The police


12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?

A liar.


13. What do you say to a chav with a job?

Can I have a Big Mac please.


14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?

Will the defendant please stand


15. What do you call a knife in chav-ville?

Exhibit A


16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?

A Nova seats 5


17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?

Granny.


18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, they'll screw anything.


19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?

A start.


20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?

None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."


21. Why did the chav take a shower?

He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash.


22. Why did the Chav cross the road?

To start a fight with a random stranger for absolutely no reason whatsoever.


23. What do you call a Chav at college?

The cleaner.


24. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?

Society.

25. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales . As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerichgw... they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asks the blonde employee, "Before we order, could ou settle an
argument for us?

Would you please pronounce where we are.. very slowly?"

The blonde girl leans over the counter and says,

"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing

2007-03-10 22:16:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

is a just a slick way to enslave men to the whims, fancies, and egoes of women?

2007-03-10 22:16:25 · 10 answers · asked by Gabe L 1 in Gender Studies

2007-03-10 22:16:16 · 6 answers · asked by RANDELL 7 in Polls & Surveys

And don't say any silly supersticious stuff.

2007-03-10 22:16:15 · 4 answers · asked by ? 6 in Other - Diseases

Hostel or Saw

Who is Like Hannibal
& Who is Not

2007-03-10 22:16:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-10 22:15:44 · 3 answers · asked by mike-wulla 4 in Other - Entertainment

What are they for? Do all women have them? Do men have them? If a woman does have them and the are particularly (deep?) does this mean greater health?
So many questions, not many answers.

2007-03-10 22:15:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2007-03-10 22:15:39 · 3 answers · asked by Tubby 5 in Computer Networking

Like that movie Phenomenon.....If I had a friend who got real smart quick, should she go to the doctor?

2007-03-10 22:15:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

I like him and he is so nice and he told me could never be angry at me..I gave him some drama b4 so I apoligized and I gave him a sony PSP. He knew B4 I had a BF but now I try and make it clear that I miss him and only him..I flirt with him through text messages but he is in the military in ASIA not the US the guys must serve 2 years...he doesn't have much time or money...so he can't answer me..But he will wait for my messages and he used to wait for me on IM but now that I think he knows I like him he acting more shy and hasn't come back online but I feel he does care but I'm not sure he is really nice but we are impossible so I told him I just hope I can talk to him because he makes me happy..I sent him a care package like shampoo..etc so he can save some money..but I;m not sure what he feels I think we are both a little confused...we are both in ASIA. Is it just a friend or more?

2007-03-10 22:15:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

What are your thoughts on this question.

2007-03-10 22:15:24 · 9 answers · asked by Jay S 5 in Polls & Surveys

Whats your best ever war film

2007-03-10 22:15:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-10 22:15:17 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my girlfriend said she feels abit distant from me and her feelings arent as strong anymore because, i got highley paranoid 4 a month but got over it wen she told me this. i dont no what to do.shes told me she loves me and that her feeelings will go back to normal. what do i do for the time being ??? thanks for your help

2007-03-10 22:15:02 · 24 answers · asked by Mr Adam 1 in Singles & Dating

I have a friend who makes allowences for another friend to be slightly offensive but is very moody towards me if I say the slightest thing I'll give you an example. I put my foot in it at xmas saying my boyf would be very dissapointed with socks and hankies!! This other girl said, ive got mine socks and hankies and i said, its ok, he's more of a socks and hankies kind of guy and i got picked up for being offensive by both girls!!!! yet when the other one says i don't see the attraction in your bloke, neither of them found that bad?? sorry. Very confusing. Just feeling like i need a few new friends at moment

2007-03-10 22:14:55 · 16 answers · asked by Victoria 3 in Friends

And when I want to send a new email I click the new option in the top left hand corner of my screen.Then when that new email window pop ups I type in the first letter of the person that I want to send an email to. It also gives me a drop down menu of email address with this same initial.But there is an email in there that i have typed in wrong and I want to get rid of it without it popping up again when I type in this first initial.Any ideas Please

2007-03-10 22:14:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

2007-03-10 22:14:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-03-10 22:14:40 · 7 answers · asked by Just Ask Ashley 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I know this question has been asked at least once before.

Mines The White Album. Whats yours ?

2007-03-10 22:14:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Thx.

2007-03-10 22:14:18 · 26 answers · asked by Tourist 5 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

i would like the person to click on an online application form and fill it
in, which would then be emailed/sent to me. also, they could print an
application in pdf format.
thanking in advance

2007-03-10 22:14:04 · 2 answers · asked by WAW 1 in Programming & Design

it is prophetised that christian values will disapear. and false Gods will appear.spreading the word to go there way..what false religion today has influenced that and where will it end. has humanity lost it way and what can we do to turn it around to bring peace and harmony like we ust to have many years ago.. can we avoid the second coming or is it destiny.

2007-03-10 22:14:02 · 14 answers · asked by Elvis 109 3 in Religion & Spirituality

do I really need spyware protection when I already have an anti-virus? Is it not included in the package? wha does a spyware do?

2007-03-10 22:13:58 · 14 answers · asked by Ace B 2 in Security

2007-03-10 22:13:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys