1. What do you call a chav in a box?
innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
4. What do you call a chav on fire?
Blazin'
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint go-faster stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police
12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.
13. What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a Big Mac please.
14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand
15. What do you call a knife in chav-ville?
Exhibit A
16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 5
17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.
18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.
19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.
20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."
21. Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash.
22. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
23. What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.
24. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
Society.
25. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales . As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerichgw... they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asks the blonde employee, "Before we order, could ou settle an
argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are.. very slowly?"
The blonde girl leans over the counter and says,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing
2007-03-10 22:16:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you hear from a chav's phone when someone calls them?
Bling, bling!
How do you get a chav to waste a whole day in the drinks aisle at Sainsbury's?
Tell him they sell burberry juice.
2007-03-10 23:19:56 · answer #1 · answered by Groucho Returns 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The big car said to the bug, "why are your eyes popping out"? " the big engine in my ****"! said the bug
2007-03-11 08:05:09 · answer #2 · answered by jackie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the hell is a chav?
2007-03-11 06:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by IamGodofAll 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not funny but so lonbg i cant control my screen now
2007-03-11 06:26:09 · answer #4 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny redz, some good material for the pub later, thanks.....
2007-03-11 07:43:37 · answer #5 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give it back its broken
2007-03-11 06:18:55 · answer #6 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
great !!!!!!!! and sooooooooo many , and all fit
2007-03-11 07:37:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O----------K
2007-03-11 06:23:36 · answer #8 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋