All categories - 10 March 2007

iv charged it all night to see if it was just the battery that is flat
and now pluged it into my computer and it isn't even registering that it's been plugged in!

can anybody tell me what to do?

thanks

2007-03-10 22:06:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music & Music Players

Brothers In Arms
Love Over Gold
Making Movies
Dire Straits

2007-03-10 22:06:53 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hollowed be thy drink.
I will be drunk,
At home as in the travern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangerovers.
For thine is the beer. he bitter and The lager
Forever and ever,
Barmen.

2007-03-10 22:06:53 · 6 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-10 22:06:43 · 30 answers · asked by lulu 3 in Religion & Spirituality

i've got cold and flu


and my voice is not loud

what do i do?

2007-03-10 22:06:39 · 3 answers · asked by Abdulla Smith 1 in Other - Health

2007-03-10 22:06:39 · 6 answers · asked by col r 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

Sometimes garbage movies gets a high ratings (Serenity, Sin City....etc), and sometimes great-halirious movies gets a very low ratings (Little Man, Freddy Got Fingered)

2007-03-10 22:06:35 · 3 answers · asked by b n r 2 in Movies

2007-03-10 22:06:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. What do you call a chav in a box?

innit.


2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted


3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?

Safe.

4. What do you call a chav on fire?

Blazin'


5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.


6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

The bride.


7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?

It might be your bike.


8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.


9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?

"What you lookin' at?"


10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?

Paint go-faster stripes on it.


11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?

The police


12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?

A liar.


13. What do you say to a chav with a job?

Can I have a Big Mac please.


14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?

Will the defendant please stand


15. What do you call a knife in chav-ville?

Exhibit A


16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?

A Nova seats 5


17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?

Granny.


18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, they'll screw anything.


19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?

A start.


20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?

None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."


21. Why did the chav take a shower?

He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash.


22. Why did the Chav cross the road?

To start a fight with a random stranger for absolutely no reason whatsoever.


23. What do you call a Chav at college?

The cleaner.


24. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?

Society.

25. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales . As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerichgwyndobwyllantysyllyogogogoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asks the blonde employee, "Before we order, could ou settle an
argument for us?

Would you please pronounce where we are.. very slowly?"

The blonde girl leans over the counter and says,

"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing

2007-03-10 22:06:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My grandchildren have chosen the beautiful name "Icesyss" for their new baby. I would like to know the meaning and origin of the name. I would also like to have a plaque made for my great-grand daughter. Please advise and assist if possible. Thanks, Grandma

2007-03-10 22:06:07 · 2 answers · asked by drgasque 1 in Genealogy

2007-03-10 22:05:58 · 8 answers · asked by Ting 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I applied for an office position which stated the job is "full-time". I put the pay I want on my application. I went for the job interview. I got a call to come in Monday morning. He asked if "I was still interested in the position". I told him I was. He told me to be there at 8am -Monday. The person on the phone did not know I had even had an interview yet..but (I guess) offered me the position. He said the position would be "part-time" hopefully turn into full-time.
My question is.. I was under the impression the job was full time. What should I ask Monday morning when I go in for the job? Some questions I had weren't answered because I was expecting a second interview with someone higher up in the company "know". I sort-of doubt the boss will be there because the interviewer said he only comes in once a week. I'd like full-time employment (as the posting stated it would be).. but they've offered me part-time with "maybe" a full time position later. What should I do?

2007-03-10 22:05:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment

1.Christians
2.Muslims
3.Jews
4.Other who

& tell why?

2007-03-10 22:05:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

my motorcycle will shift without having to use clutch but it's hard to find netural,also kickstart don't engage very well

2007-03-10 22:05:48 · 4 answers · asked by calvin a 1 in Motorcycles

I was reading an article with some african leaders I know Mandela Nkwame nkruma of Ghana and tutu but does any one know any thing about butelezi can we share information about him

2007-03-10 22:05:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

i've been trying for about a year to get pregnant and it still hasn't happened, should i worry? we both smoke and drink a lot of caffiene could that be why? does it usually take this long to conceive

2007-03-10 22:05:18 · 12 answers · asked by goodnight_melody 2 in Trying to Conceive

2007-03-10 22:05:05 · 10 answers · asked by RICHARD R 2 in Pregnancy

what should i do if my pc storage is getting full?

2007-03-10 22:05:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

My atomic clock says 2:00 AM when it is supposed to say 3:00 AM..

2007-03-10 22:04:57 · 5 answers · asked by ........ 5 in Other - Electronics

2007-03-10 22:04:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

that you're a "freak magnet"? That you attract nuts?

Inspired by a conversation with a dear friend:)

2007-03-10 22:04:21 · 20 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 22:04:20 · 13 answers · asked by joejoe 1 in Marriage & Divorce

meh am bored

2007-03-10 22:04:17 · 17 answers · asked by hannahBannana 3 in Polls & Surveys

I am a long time Veggy (20+yrs) and I have a son who eats a balanced diet including meat and fish. I do refuse to let him eat McDonalds etc and explain to him why. Came back to visit friends in UK who now have kids and a lot of them make there kids follow there vegetarian diet. I believe this to be wrong no matter what you feel your children should be allowed to make basic choices with guidance and a 5 yr old does not know if he wants to be veggy or not. Nor does he know what to eat if he is lacking in certain minerals vitamins etc. I think this is bad parenting, no matter what your beliefs are I have no qulams of making my son a bacon butty if he wants one. Your opinion pls is making kids veggy bad parenting and pls no stupid answers although I know will get them.

2007-03-10 22:04:17 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Vegetarian & Vegan

we are just good friends but love to be with one another.help me urgently. i am in a hurry.

2007-03-10 22:04:13 · 12 answers · asked by love doll 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-10 22:04:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 22:04:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of "a house of ill repute" and knocked on the door.


When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside.
I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.


The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said "No".
The boy said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want."

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

2007-03-10 22:04:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

when i try to install it in my phone it says "file format not supported" or "file corrupted',, pls tell me what to do,, ( i have an FEexplorer and i download file in my mem.Card,, if that could help) pls help me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the same happens with .sis files,,,,, plzzzz

2007-03-10 22:04:01 · 1 answers · asked by Jomar 2 in Internet