All categories - 9 March 2007

with no arms and no legs crying. He asked, "Whats wrong?"
The lady says, "I have no arms, I have no legs, and I've never been f***ed!"
So the man picks up the woman, gets in a boat with her, takes it out to the middle of the ocean and throws her overboard.
"There," he says, "Now you're well f***ed!"

2007-03-09 22:01:06 · 9 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

nature of karma and does it seems like it really happens that way in your life? and can you be specific in the details? [this question was asked before by someone else but i cant remember how long ago so i ask again because i cant remember what where the answers].

2007-03-09 22:01:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my grand daughter had a fever of 104 and my daughter had done everything she could to try and break it anyway she took her to the er and she was admitted in the hospital for test and observation now the grand daughter is 6 months old and the fever was jumping around every 30 min. my daughter stayed with her overnight and called in to work she hasnt been their but 2 days and they fired her . now my question is this legal i thought you were alowed to miss work when somthing like this happens. this was an emergencey

2007-03-09 22:00:58 · 8 answers · asked by dan m 6 in Careers & Employment

Why is it I crave casual sex, yet when some bar skank/slut gives it up easily I feel very apprehensive like "that was too easy" or "she must have some ulterior motive"

2007-03-09 22:00:57 · 3 answers · asked by allanackerman07 1 in Singles & Dating

I need to get to Lygon St, so I'll catch the train but I don't know the closest station.

2007-03-09 22:00:36 · 3 answers · asked by ? 6 in Victoria (Melbourne)

"And remember the angels said"Oh Mary,God has bring glad tidings with Words from Him,who his name is Christ,Jesus,who have the greatness in the earth and hereafter,and whom are the one who is closest to God"

No bashing please.

2007-03-09 22:00:21 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-09 22:00:09 · 9 answers · asked by adeel 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

some engeneers claimed that no need to change engine car oil and it is optional .

2007-03-09 22:00:08 · 21 answers · asked by ahabzo 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

i have always had many male friends ever since i was about 6 i was telling my bf i went cinema last night and he asked how many guys and girls i went with i said i was the only girl with 7 guys and he seemed a bit jealous how can i explain i prefer male friends as females seem to always back stab me.

2007-03-09 21:59:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

i lived here in Cleveland almost all my life...and it dont got enuf in it for me...most the people i know here dnt like me, and they always try to break me down...my culture and lifestyles are major minorities here...im all alone, live by myself...and im tryna get away from the life here so i can start fresh and new in a larger, busier city where there's always life..more my type too...i been to nyc before, and i really miss it...the only drawback is that its expensive as hell, n i cant afford a descent apartment like my own in queens...is this a good idea, any alternatives, suggestions? im tryna live in a community where there are more Indian community...since im half Indian, and culturally unaccepted here in Cleveland...would it be a good idea to move and make a life in nyc? what should i do?

2007-03-09 21:59:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleveland

I installed RegCure to fix my registry keys and have virus protection, when I removed it the modem and audio devices don't work, no matter what I do, My restoration is stuck on March 9th, It won't backup to an earlier time. My last attempt is my back up disk from desktop and/or my laptop both are XP.

2007-03-09 21:59:46 · 2 answers · asked by charlhrw 1 in Other - Hardware

2007-03-09 21:59:39 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

2007-03-09 21:59:36 · 25 answers · asked by Aneeqa 4 in Celebrities

been reported by some idiot for someting you have never done

2007-03-09 21:59:23 · 1 answers · asked by G-Unit 3 in Engineering

2007-03-09 21:59:21 · 1 answers · asked by rakesh1232006 1 in Economics

Im a thing, a13-letter word. The fisherman loves me, the doctor hates me, the kids want to eat me. _H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_. what am i?

2007-03-09 21:58:57 · 7 answers · asked by melody 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 21:58:50 · 15 answers · asked by seeker4knowledg 1 in Media & Journalism

My nan has just given me a silver cross with a diamond in the middle. Its really lovely and i don't want to spoil or lose it.
I was wondering, can i wear it in a bath/shower? Or will it ruin the metal.
Or will i have to take off the cross before i come into contact with water.
All answers appreicated! Thank you.

2007-03-09 21:58:50 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Fashion & Accessories

i believe in God but cant understand this theory

2007-03-09 21:58:46 · 11 answers · asked by lalit 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I make the best Fettuccine Alfredo in the world. But that's my favorite. Care to share recipes?

2007-03-09 21:58:45 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm having a panic attack right now all because of waiting for my O-level results which feels like my heart's gonna fall off! Not to mention I have my driving test on the same day! How am I suppose to concentrate on the road while thinking about what's my result gonna be? This is H*** man!!!!!!!!! Please calm me down! I feel like exploding!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2007-03-09 21:58:43 · 20 answers · asked by procrastinator 4 in Polls & Surveys

I saw my doctor last week, he took my BP and said it was 155/95. I've got to go back after 4 weeks to get checked again, have been really stressed recently, is this too high, is stress the likely cause and can it do any damage?

2007-03-09 21:58:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Heart Diseases

i need an answer for this.plz answer me.

2007-03-09 21:58:27 · 7 answers · asked by lija 1 in Diet & Fitness

I want to publish a website but i want free access bez i developing a website which is on creation.

2007-03-09 21:58:11 · 6 answers · asked by Sharda P 1 in Internet

I know 2000 years ago he accended into Heaven, and we have been getting sings for about 2000 years and now they are getting worse bit by bit. So do you believe Jesus will return within 2000 years? None of us will be here then as I hope to be in heaven then.In a way I cannot see how this world can go on for another 2000 years without God's intervention. But I am just curios as to what you think. I believe Jesus will. Even though ewe do not know when. I belive it will be within 2000 years.Can you imagine this world the way it is going in another 100 years? I will not be here then. And then can you imagine another 100 years on top of that- shear caos.

2007-03-09 21:58:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I love america cuz it's the greatest country ever , and Australia the same I cant choose my fav do u ?

2007-03-09 21:57:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Destinations

how do i find out if a guy I am interested in is sexually functional (or dysfunctional) without dating him?

Is the fact he is single, 40 something and has no steady gf a red warning?

2007-03-09 21:57:53 · 13 answers · asked by abcdefg 2 in Singles & Dating

Leftfield
Orbital
Chemical Brothers
Or all?

2007-03-09 21:57:49 · 4 answers · asked by Morgan J 3 in Music

What are the snow/ski conditions at all levls and abilities at this time of year. Is there plenty of snow

2007-03-09 21:57:43 · 6 answers · asked by TONY B 2 in Snow Skiing

i was in a car accident, a car reversed into me from a car park on the other side and into my lane, he hit the side of my car .
i took his mobile no and name, been young i didnt take his reg no or any other details and he refuses to give me his ins details when i phone him, he says hell pay cash for the damage, but i want to go through his insurance. What can i do , is there anything? or am i fighting a losing battle? Thanks

2007-03-09 21:57:16 · 4 answers · asked by emarik@btinternet.com 1 in Insurance & Registration