I know 2000 years ago he accended into Heaven, and we have been getting sings for about 2000 years and now they are getting worse bit by bit. So do you believe Jesus will return within 2000 years? None of us will be here then as I hope to be in heaven then.In a way I cannot see how this world can go on for another 2000 years without God's intervention. But I am just curios as to what you think. I believe Jesus will. Even though ewe do not know when. I belive it will be within 2000 years.Can you imagine this world the way it is going in another 100 years? I will not be here then. And then can you imagine another 100 years on top of that- shear caos.
2007-03-09 21:58:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My answer is we will know the truth when we are capeable of understanding the truth..........Thank you again Christophe... People please look at this crazy womans posts before replying to her... if you do not agree with her you will be bombarded with evil vicious mad ranting emails from her, a woman who has no concepy of christian love at all.
I am not a christian, but i respect their views as i do just about every other religion on earth. I will include a few that i have recieved myself.....All this started because i answered a question she posted about how anyone not like her will burn in hell....
Message: You call yourself a softie, what a joke. Did you not hear me the first time when I told you I did not want to hear from you. You need hearing aids. I am not going to let tramps like you walk on me. You have got to be joking. I feel sorry for your kids. Is your kids like you? I hope not.My kids I have not got so there, I still hve access. Anyway if you piss me of I will piss you of get it? So stop your frigin judging of it, and get your head out of the toilet. You have a go at me and except me to take your ****, now friggin way. I am so glad you are in another state to me. Do you get of at having a go at peoples disorders? I bet you do, and you do it all th time as I can see. Anyway get back in you friggin box where you belong, and stop harrasing the **** out of me you hypocrite. Softie my ***.
From: Leanne M
Subject: your agogant comments
Message: I do not ever want to hear from you again. Did you understand that? I think it was plain english. My heart rate has always been very low as I used to be an athlete not that it is any of your concern, plus cancer does not discriminate. I do not believe you are a christian at all only by words.And that will land you in hell.You are the most hateful individual I have ever come across. Watch your mouth, as you will not excape Judgement from God either. You are a hyppocrite and you will burn in hell and so will your kids and they deserve it as much as you
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From: Leanne M
Subject: statement
Message: did have bowel cancer. I could not give a damm if you do not believe me. I had a praying mother as well as her church, and a bunch of others. I have now sypmtoms now, not even bleeding, or anything. God is a God of miracles, and I am not making this up. My mother who is a registerd nurse longer that you have been alive can testify to that matter. I think you better get ready for hell, I am already saved by grace. I did not make this stuff up, as liers will not enter Heaven. O by the way neither will slanderes like yourself. You and your family will die agonising death and desrve itRead Revelations again and take it in and take it seriously before it is to late. Jesus made it clear no slanderes will enter the kingdom of God, and you sure are full of hate and slander. And that comes from Satan your father. So go take a hike. you ******* whoremonger.
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From: Leanne M
Subject: cancer
Message: By the way I do have bowel cancer. You are a rotten little wretch. You are definatly hell bound. Hell awaits people like you. You do not know me, than goodness, otherwise I would be tempted to knock you right out. You are pathetic, the way you Judge me. What the hell have you got against me. Shut your ****** mouth, because one day I would not be suprised if somebody knocked you or your kids right out. Go take your godless approach somewhere else, because to be honest nobody wants to here it. You little gutter snipe.
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Message: You are sick. You are a very evil person.You are disgusting and satan has sure got you.You have a father and he is called satan and the way you are going you will be joining him in hell. You are pathetic.Why don't you go kill yourself? Your kids might be saved if you are dead.And by the way stupid, my kids have nothing to do with you, as they are none of your business. Just worry about your own pathetic life. You really are satans daughter. I dare you to say all what you said to my face? I tell you now woman, you would not even want to try, as you would not be doing it again, trust me on that one. I have friends in high places.I do not take **** from anyone, and I ain't certainly going to take it from a stupid individual like you. Get a life you whoremunger.
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Subject: Hades
Message: You have never sinned once in you life right? Thats what you implie. Liar. That is a sin to lie for a stat. O Judging too that is another one you better get prepared for your ride then. By the way I repent of my sins do you? You have hate in your heart, that makes you a murderer, oops there goes another one broken when God said thou shalt not murder. If you have looked at the oppisite sex in you life and I bet you have that makes you an aduterer, and you have kids dont you slut.Jesus said who ever looks upon another women to lust after her has already comitted adultery in his-her heart. Wow you are not doing too great there either. O before you start Judging people take the spec out of your own eye first sinner.
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Message: No lady I am saved by grace not by works lest nobody should boast. The questions you have to ask yourself is are you saved. I was trying to make a point to athiests as one day if they do not excpet Jesus they will go there, and you probally will to if you keep that attitude up. You all to deserve pain ans sufering in firy pits. You do not know me lady, so why are you quick to make a judgment? Do not Jude, lest you be Judged. Plus I have a relationship with Jesus and my Father, and repent of my sins daily. So if i sway i will be forgiven because i ask Do you? I am saved, Jesus gave me a salvations dream two years ago and his exact words were " I have called you by name, leanne you are saved you name has been written in the lambs book of life. I have called you into my kingdom and you are mine" God knows my heart more that anyone, and God looks at the heart.
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Sorry this has been so long , just wanted you to all realise what kind of person she is...
And im angry at myself because i got so mad today i stooped to her level.....because my daughter recieved her email....I sent her a few choice words back...
2007-03-10 00:02:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The problem is that most people think that when Jesus returns he will be called Jesus and come down on a cloud from the sky(or heavens) just because it says so in the bible.
They fail to realise that the bible says Jesus came from heaven, yet as we all know he came via a human birth to a woman called Mary. He also pointed out that while the Jews were waiting for the return of Elisha before the great day of the Lord, they all had missed Elisha return. Why? Well the 'Return' was in the body of John the Baptist. When the bible talks of a 'Return' it is describing the return of the qualities or likeness of the previous prophets someone who follows Gods way and bring forth a continuing message of God love for his creation.
So when Jesus says he will return he speaks of the spirit not the same physical human being.
2007-03-10 06:06:52 · answer #2 · answered by aroundworldsports 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, my name joshua kane, i am not jesus, jesus was just this kid that used to follow me around, back in the good old days - he would listen to my speeches and serve food, drink my wine and sometimes he would go for long walks to contemplate his belly button! Well, i am here to tell you about the TRONGOD, and the gospel of zerokane.THATS WHAT I WAS HERE FOR IN THE BEGINNING, but that pesky jesus, kept on bothering me. Mind you i reckon i got off lightly, you know what happened to jesus, although I was surprised that Judas grassed him up. they were lovers you know! Must have had an argument! It disturbs me a great deal that i have been forgotten, jesus that 'scamp', stole my ideas and ideals and passed them off as his own, obviously he changed a lot of my texts, facts and history, due to copyright reasons, but my disciples certainly were a little fickle, as soon as Jesus gave all that fish and bread , they were off, followed him around all day every day, 24 - 7, i think i had a lucky escape. Anyway, as i was saying, my god, my gospel is the true word! It must be true because I wrote it all in a book, but i found out recently that the 'vatican' are witholding it from publication, something about truth, reality, demise of the church and all that! Well, i'm back now, so they better be ready to apologise, give me back my book and do something about that whole 'jesus' thing. My dad says hello, and my mum is busy doing some blessings, dad isin the garden trying to make a better earth , the first one he made has really got disease infected. See you at EASTER!
2007-03-10 06:02:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus has already had the 2000 years to return. Christianity says that he'll be here any day now. In the mean time keep giving them money.
2007-03-10 06:04:27 · answer #4 · answered by liberty11235 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As you have already indicated. No one knows the hour or day. But He did give us signs to look for. And it sure looks like the signs are all pointing to His eminent return. It could be any minute. Keep looking up.
Having said this, I also agree with the Apostle Paul in that while it would be so much better to be in heaven with our Lord. I pray that He delays for there are so many still lost. So many to be reached.
Never the less, not my will ,but your will Heavenly Father.
2007-03-10 06:10:27 · answer #5 · answered by what? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus returned in 1844. He will return again in about 1,000 years. You may find my answer ridiculous or may vote me down. But the truth of the matter is, Jesus has returned already.
2007-03-10 09:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by darth_maul_8065 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To answer your question ... nobody knows when Christ will return.
I also receive her Christian love mail for pointing out that she is a liar where she claims she was dying in her mothers arms and gasping for her last breath (her words) on the same day she was on Yahoo answers ... read her posts.
2007-03-10 12:09:43 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leann, you are now reaping the anger, and meanness you have sown.
If you had cancer, if you had diabetes, if you had heart troubles, if the cancer "mucked" up your inside..
Really if God had healed you, you would not still be "mucked" up. He would have healed you totally.
You need help. Talk with God and Jesus today and go to your mom's church, get right before God.
2007-03-10 09:06:51 · answer #8 · answered by thankyou "iana" 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go christophe.Me Wannabahippy.thankyou ect...!!!
This woman is the craziest thing i heve seen in my life!
I dare her to send me a vicious email because i have a associate who knows how to send virisus and thats what she will get!!
She will probably report us all but i dont really care, i will just start over!
She can dish it out but she sure as hell cant take it!!
You are mad woman.... go to the looney farm now!
2007-03-10 23:37:49 · answer #9 · answered by *~Ariel Brigalow Moondust~* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the interesting things to watch are Israel, Iran, Iraq, Syria & America
I am Agnostic if anyone is spying on my answers
2007-03-10 06:03:47 · answer #10 · answered by sahara_springs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not again. If your Jesus ever existed, he's dead. Theres no coming back from 2000 years dead. His body, if it ever existed, is dust.
He's not coming back. Its been 2000 years and it hasn't happened yet.
Just use logic already. Its not happening.
2007-03-10 06:04:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋